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I ready balloon

a satanic abomination created at the pit of hell that is intent on enslaving the world and bringing about the antichrist. the i ready balloon appears in i ready brain brakes that are unskipable. the balloon makes you praticipate in a black mass that involves you taking balloon breaths.
The i ready balloon is coming to enslave our souls
by ANTIFAMAN2008 February 25, 2024
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Walmart ready

Last nights make up, need to wash your hair and you are in your laundry day clothes? It's okay you can go out in Public you are "Walmart ready"!
I can't go to Target look at me I'm "Walmart ready".
by willyd1968 August 25, 2018
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Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends & Folklore, It Ends With Us, It Starts With Us, Ready Player One, & Ready Player Two Are War Books
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ready for the corner

Something is so slutty it could be worn by a prostutute on a corner.
Her dress was so scandalous it looked like she was ready for the corner
by Crabby bob September 2, 2017
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I-Ready

A torture device worse than water-boarding designed by 60-something shit heads in the government to """teach""" children by treating them like 5-year olds. What the fuck was going through these out of touch asshole's heads when they made this slow piece of shit that assumes you have an IQ of 70? Who the fuck knows but your teacher just told to get out your piece of shit 2011 Chromebooks and do 8 lessons of I-Ready, SO GET BACK TO WORK!
Teacher: "All right class, I couldn't be bothered to teach you anything today and couldn't give a fuck about your education so we're going to be doing some I-Ready!"
Student A: "Anybody have a rope?"
Student B: "No but I have a knife we can use to slit our throats!"
Student A: "Great!"
Students A and B: *fucking kills themselves*
Teacher: "Huh, wonder why they did that?"
by LemonLime8080 March 7, 2024
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ready ready

"ready ready" is a term used by ride operators at amusement parks. The term is more often used at roller coasters, but can also be used at other rides. This is a follow up remark to the first "ready," which is given by the controls host to indicate that the ride is ready to be dispatched. "ready ready" is used to indicate that the ride operators who are responsible for checking seats are taking too long and need to hurry up. The first "ready" also indicates that the ride is at its dispatch interval. The "ready ready" indicates to the other ride operators that the ride has either been at its dispatch interval for a while, or that it has missed, or is about to miss its dispatch interval.
"GateKeeper is in the keyholes, ready ready."
"Ready ready, Jamie!"
by Radical Sloth February 22, 2023
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