An example of an amazing individual, exceptional at art, in fact an art prodigy, they’re very wholesome, kind and cute.
by SlakeToQuenchOnesThirst June 10, 2021

A fictional college that you say are enrolled in when you get really drunk. Usually said the day after a big night of drinking. The drunker you were the previous night the higher you go on the totem pole.
Bro 1: I was hammered last night, I made honor roll at Mess U.
Bro 2: Pfft...that's nothing I made dean's list and going for my Ph.D next week.
Bro 2: Pfft...that's nothing I made dean's list and going for my Ph.D next week.
by Joe Tillywinks July 10, 2009

Listen up, simplicity is perfect.
This is without a doubt the perfect comeback when challenged, insulted or demeaned whether it be verbally or electronically.
The best way to effectively say this insult / diss is dependent on each individual scenario.
For example: Susan your best friend calls you a bitch out of nowhere for sleeping with her boyfriend, Brad. Your reply is a calm who u. She will then most likely and stupidly reply "who me" this is where you make that bitch Susan feel like an absolute moron and you then finish her off with "YA U".
Another example: In a heated verbal debate via text or in person, insults are being thrown and the only way to successfully achieve a successful and enjoyable victory is through aggressively asserting a "who u" thus ending the argument.
A more joyful example: You are intoxicated in your friends minivan coming back from the bar in downtown Royal Oak passing through the privileged city of Berkeley and Birmingham. You then see someone minding their own business walking with their dog. Being intoxicated you yell "WHO U" at the top of your lungs. Not only does this completely confuse the individual for weeks and startle the individual momentarily, but it also provides you and your friend group with the best laugh of your life. This scenario is highly recommended.
TIP: Mix and match different voices, pitches, vocal ranges and lung expenditures to find your perfect "who u" for any given scenario.
This is without a doubt the perfect comeback when challenged, insulted or demeaned whether it be verbally or electronically.
The best way to effectively say this insult / diss is dependent on each individual scenario.
For example: Susan your best friend calls you a bitch out of nowhere for sleeping with her boyfriend, Brad. Your reply is a calm who u. She will then most likely and stupidly reply "who me" this is where you make that bitch Susan feel like an absolute moron and you then finish her off with "YA U".
Another example: In a heated verbal debate via text or in person, insults are being thrown and the only way to successfully achieve a successful and enjoyable victory is through aggressively asserting a "who u" thus ending the argument.
A more joyful example: You are intoxicated in your friends minivan coming back from the bar in downtown Royal Oak passing through the privileged city of Berkeley and Birmingham. You then see someone minding their own business walking with their dog. Being intoxicated you yell "WHO U" at the top of your lungs. Not only does this completely confuse the individual for weeks and startle the individual momentarily, but it also provides you and your friend group with the best laugh of your life. This scenario is highly recommended.
TIP: Mix and match different voices, pitches, vocal ranges and lung expenditures to find your perfect "who u" for any given scenario.
by itchygooch69 June 15, 2018

When you're driving in the same direction for a while, and you realize you've forgotten something and have to go all the way back, you must "throw a u-ball". U-ball is just another word for u-turn but with u-balls you cover a much greater distance.
J: Paul, did you remember the money?
Paul: Aw shit. I forgot. Now I have to throw a huge u-ball. Fuck!
Paul: Aw shit. I forgot. Now I have to throw a huge u-ball. Fuck!
by guitarhero2 April 4, 2009

Another name for the University of Miami Hurricanes football team due to various scandals involving recruitment and scholarship violations, brawls with other teams, coaches inability to control players, association with controversial people and associations, incidents with players involving shootings, stabbings, and murder, and their general thuggish attitude towards fans, officials, opponents, media, and anyone and anything associated with the game of football.
by Jumpincatmusic March 3, 2007

Elongated version of sarcastic sure. Expression of utter skepticism. Can never be taken literally, always sarcastic.
"Tonight I'm going for a threesome with those two babelicious blondes I met at the laundromat"
"Sure u are"
"Sure u are"
by Steve Rapizzle May 19, 2007

by DabutII October 9, 2019
