Kyol Newton

Kyol Newton

Why is he such a charmer? He's not. He's Kyol Newton.

by XBenderX July 27, 2011

newton's bidet

when you are taking a shit and the splash caused by the turd cleans your anus.

newton's bidet is when your shit has splashed toilet water on your ass. oh man, newton's bidet came in clutch with the clean up.

by Seth mithch's friend February 22, 2018

Newton meters

The unit of moment

If Sally sits 5 meters away from the pivot of a seesaw, and has a weight of 600N. The moment is 3000Nm (Newton meters).

by Nonexistent person January 19, 2022

Newton

Newton discovered the force of gravity and takes photos of certain teachers.

Newton has millions of photos of you

by Donald Biden November 22, 2020

poppy newton

a girl that you do not want to meet normally a bitch

oh god she was a poppy newton

by zaccccck adddis October 27, 2011

The Newton School

A school that is mean for middle schoolers but instead treats them like pre-schoolers. You also gain mental disorders there.

Did you really go to The Newton School

by trumpwoochie November 7, 2021

Fig Newton

Replaces the word fuck.

What the fig newton is going on around here?

by Panini press March 26, 2020