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carpet muncher

One who engages in cunnilingus, or oral sex by "eating out" a girl's vagina
Barb is a major carpet muncher. She has her own carpet cleaning business.
by Dylan W. April 10, 2006
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munchies

consumption of rediculous amounts of food, usually junk food, after smoking marijuana. contrary to popular belief, you aren't actually "hungry" persay- it's more like you lose self control when you're high. you don't care if you get fat, you just crave the sensation of eating, like if you'd never eaten before. you also don't ever feel full even though you might be aware that you are.
"I had some powerful munchies last night. I had a bratworst and drank some straight mustard, and six almond joys and some salted cheetoes with ketchup and pepper"

"I got the munchies like a mofo. got any cookies?"
by yummy mustard April 9, 2006
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Carpet Muncher

One who licks a girls vagina,also called Rug Muncher
She is a carpet muncher
by Freak January 21, 2003
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munchies

After toking, everything just tastes like, well, magic.

If you smoke at home, you'll find when you sober up that all the food you would normally not eat because of expiry date or it just plainly tastes like shit is gone.
rip that bong and get them munchies goin bro.
by sebastiancee November 4, 2007
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Scat Muncher

One who finds nothing finer than the pleasure gained from eating faeces
Sam Ford eats shite, dirty scat muncher
by Bazil July 30, 2004
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Forrest muncher

A girl who enjoys giving blow jobs to guys with bushy pubic hair.
1: I heard Izaiah got some sweet head from that slut Natalie.
2: I know, she's such a forrest muncher.
by non forrest muncher :-* November 22, 2011
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He smells like a curry muncher

All Indian people have this stench that follows them around of B.O and Curry
by Max THC November 27, 2019
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