The male equivalent of scissoring, except instead of rubbing reproductive organs they rub/scissor each others assholes and sometimes balls. The joust begins when their dicks start clashing.
J: Hey A, let's go get our halter top chainmail and knight's helmet and start Mud Jousting.
A: Fuck bud, that sounds hella fun.
C: Can I join guys?
J: Aren't you always broken?
A: Fuck bud, that sounds hella fun.
C: Can I join guys?
J: Aren't you always broken?
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A mud grap is a derogatory term for a minority group often called N****r. Many rednecks run over black people with nitto mud grapplers, hence how the term mud grap was coined
That mud grap robbed the liquor store again
That mud grap will never get out of jail
That mud grap on cod needs to change his smoke detector batteries again
That mud grap will never get out of jail
That mud grap on cod needs to change his smoke detector batteries again
by RainmansHelmet December 30, 2022
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by George 'Chappy' Bush November 21, 2004
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by Agit Prop January 2, 2007
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Elizabeth is now prohibitted from using our bathroom when she comes over because she always leaves the mud bowl. That bitch needs to lay off the sauce cause she is blowing up our toilet with her nasty ass!
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