Mr. Bitches

Pimp of all pimps. Holder of the finest bitches worldwide! Mr. Bitches is known for his Bitch Berry and immaculate taste in fashion. He carries a personality that can attract any bitch with a point from his bitch cane and yell, "HAH!"

Mr. Bitches needs to knows if Mr. Bitches gonna have himself a fine bitch to throw around, HAH!

by Csythe February 3, 2010

Mrs. Lovett

A character in the story of Sweeney Todd. She is a business partner with the barber Sweeney Todd, where Todd murders his customers, and Mrs. Lovett bakes them into meat pies to cover up the crime.
She loves Todd deeply, and so she claims that his wife, Lucy, died because she poisoned herself in an effort for him to forget Lucy and love her instead. Todd never returns her love, and in the end, she dies once he realizes that she lied to him, and in his madness, he kills her. THE END.

Devilish, widowed, left to her pies
A wish...her hope...slip't from memory to 'er eyes
Soon Mrs. Lovett would be more than a lonesome miss
Hard worker, on her grind, the baker became accomplice

by Choconillas May 10, 2008

mr. benyam

when you have hard anal sex with shit in your mouth with a hot taxi driver and his son. you then throw up in his taxi and make him lick it up and shit it back out. then you do it all over for 15 minutes till you meet a maximum orgasm.

I gave kobe and phil such a great mr. benyam last night.

by snooshybear January 9, 2011

mrs. cameron

half of all of her history classes are terrified of her due to her constant somehow disturbing pep talks she gives to students. she gives good grades if you do work and will personally contact you to tell you that you did good on an essay. also is late to class everyday and ten complains about not having enough time to teach.

MRS. CAMERON: laSER BEAM FOCUS!!!! I KNOW YOU CAN DO THIS!!!!
STUDENT: someone please call the cops she’s terrorizing me

by salmontoess June 24, 2018

mr. dumitru

A extra salty bitch that hates kids but works at a school

I heard mr. dumitru hates students

by BUTTMUNCHER.COMLOM October 18, 2017

Mr. Softee

The male penis when soft and flaccid.

Rachel woke me up at 4 a.m. by sucking on Mr. Softee.

She really got turned on when I slapped her face with Mr. Softee.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017

Mr Roseberg

a creepy ass bitch that uses the "ummmmmmmmmmmmm, no thanks" card. trys to teach the class when no one is listening then picks one kid out of the whole class and says "The whole class is trying to learn " then everyone starts laughing.

By Jerry

Im a Mr. Roseberg all the time and a fucking faggot and when my wife asks me to have sex i say no thanks. Mr roseberg is our teacher.

by Jerry Bish October 20, 2017