Monika

Monika is a definition of perfect

-Hey, you are so Monika today
-oh thank you!

by DdlcFanlol July 15, 2021

fecker monker

A polite way of saying 'fucking monkey'

Thought to have derived from the pseudo expletive vernacular as used in the comedy tv programme 'Father Ted'.

"father, you're a fecker monker!"

by dickie936 July 30, 2009

MMM Monke

when you dont know what to say but you have to say something

Someone- I have to go to a funeral tomorrow

You- mmm monke

by Toothpicc December 27, 2020

sniper monke

a being of pure energy that could destroy galaxies with a single snap, responsible for the creation of life, the universe and anything your small mortal mind could imagine

sniper monke

by sniper monke is daddy October 18, 2021

Faptrishi (The Fapping Monk)

An ancient Hindu demigod who achieved Nirvana (Moksh) through masturbation.

A nameless monk; he meditated for 52 years on the peak of Mt. Nanga Parbat (literal translation : Naked Mountain) in the Himalayas before he perfected the art of Handless Masturbation.

After perfecting the fabled Handless Masturbation technique (commonly known as the 'Look Ma, No Hands!' technique), he jacked off for 13 days straight before the gods approved of his meditation and let him reach Nirvana.

They then bestowed upon him the demigod status and let him spill his jizz all over the "snow"-capped peaks of The Himalayas.

And as the sun set on the 13th day of his masturbation, did the gods smile upon his seed and grant him Nirvana.

Thus, the man was bestowed with the name Faptrishi (The Fapping Monk).

by XnxsVngl April 6, 2014

havin a monk

when you're having a monk

jake: what's a monk
kaya: havin a monk gee gee

by peteryupyupyup July 5, 2020

monke

1. A cute way to say u are close friends with someone.

2. can be used as ''i love u''

someone:
y/n : monke <3

y/n: jerald is le monke
someone: oh great i m friends with him too

by _drippy_person May 4, 2021