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Thought to have derived from the pseudo expletive vernacular as used in the comedy tv programme 'Father Ted'.
Thought to have derived from the pseudo expletive vernacular as used in the comedy tv programme 'Father Ted'.
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A nameless monk; he meditated for 52 years on the peak of Mt. Nanga Parbat (literal translation : Naked Mountain) in the Himalayas before he perfected the art of Handless Masturbation.
After perfecting the fabled Handless Masturbation technique (commonly known as the 'Look Ma, No Hands!' technique), he jacked off for 13 days straight before the gods approved of his meditation and let him reach Nirvana.
They then bestowed upon him the demigod status and let him spill his jizz all over the "snow"-capped peaks of The Himalayas.
A nameless monk; he meditated for 52 years on the peak of Mt. Nanga Parbat (literal translation : Naked Mountain) in the Himalayas before he perfected the art of Handless Masturbation.
After perfecting the fabled Handless Masturbation technique (commonly known as the 'Look Ma, No Hands!' technique), he jacked off for 13 days straight before the gods approved of his meditation and let him reach Nirvana.
They then bestowed upon him the demigod status and let him spill his jizz all over the "snow"-capped peaks of The Himalayas.
And as the sun set on the 13th day of his masturbation, did the gods smile upon his seed and grant him Nirvana.
Thus, the man was bestowed with the name Faptrishi (The Fapping Monk).
Thus, the man was bestowed with the name Faptrishi (The Fapping Monk).
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