Mom

A mom is someone you can rely on to trust someone to share all your favorite things with to just laugh with.One thing a mom is really good at is loving you as smothering as they may be they just love being with you and making you smile so Today go up to your mom and tell her how much you love and appreciate her!!!

My mom means more than words can describe

Mom by #Thatonegirl March 11, 2021

mom

a large penis

i put a mom in your dads ass

mom by porkhub.com March 15, 2021

Mom

the grim reaper you came out of

person 1:My moms a HOE
person 2:Mine is too

Mom by NRdog March 16, 2021

Mom

The person who does not know that I'm in deep trouble, have no future, even as a pornstar
But watches chinese dramas on a daily basis, telling me i would be able to get a job once I graduate
but clueless about how society works under affluence and influence

Karen: Don't listen to Mom

Mom by publicownedhome March 18, 2021

mom

Mom- a mom is someone who cares- slaps the shit out of you for not doing the dishes.

Mom STOP!!

mom by hara$ March 31, 2021

Mom

The one who cares you someone deeply, your mom can be biological, or have no relation to you at all. You can decide who your mom is.

Walter: Who's that lady
Matt: That's my mom.....(smirks at Walters sexily ;))

Mom by peepeeissmall April 7, 2021

MOM

MADE OF MONEY

Daughter: Mom can i have 20$
Mom: Do I look like I'm made of money?
Daughter: isn't that what mom stands for M-O-M
Daughter: Made of money?

MOM by xewdfvdcsc April 9, 2021