moses lara

A guy that is so gay he will rape anything, even a dog.

He is a Moses lara

by Moses mom January 17, 2018

west des moines

West Des Moines home dumpster divers

Marc: Man you been to west des moines?
Jay: nah man its full of dumpster divers

by Tom22222 November 7, 2007

Des Moines

The most populous city in the State of Iowa. Also probably the most gayest city in the country since people from Des Moines tend to think their city is as big as Chicago or New York even though the population of Des Moines is only at 197,000. People from Des Moines also tend to think that their city as alot of gang rivalies and violence and ghetto hoods just like Los Angeles or Chicago, however in fact the shady or these "ghetto" areas of Des Moines mostly resemble suburbs of large metro areas like New York, Los Angeles and Chicago. In fact Des Moines murder rate is only at 1 per year. A city that is also so small that it takes only 10 minutes to drive through the entire city. Des Moines is not really known worldly or throughout the country for much of anything. Probably the most boring city you'd ever visit with "skycrapers" that (the tallest) is only 400ft tall. Des Moines is a place you go to only if you have to and still you don't want to go there.

guy1:"Dang, I gots go to Des Moines fo tha wekend"

guy2:"Wat be Des Moines?"

guy1:"a borin azz city n Iowa"

guy2:"all citys n Iowa r borin"

guy:1"word"

by chicity87 October 7, 2012

Moses

moses (noun):

the act of not ejaculating at all for 40 days and 40 nights straight. Just like moses and the israelites when they wandered in the desert for 40 days and 40 nights.

Hey, i'm going away to summer camp for a while, i think i'm going to try and pull a moses while i'm gone.

by The Grumpy Blumpkin September 11, 2010

moses

a nigga who can’t get anything because his pull game weak as fuck

“Sharon asked Denzel if they could go out but Denzel pulled a MOSES and bitched out.”

by aNusShe February 27, 2019

a moses

when one takes a poop so long and dense, that when the individual flushes the toilet, it does not go down but stays level on the surface. which creates a type of " poop walkway" above the recepticle. this would simulate moses' parting of the red sea.

baby, come look at this. i just pooped a moses.

by mitch89 August 23, 2009

Grandma moses

That favorite grandma who parted the red sea.
Origin from a vocabulary book in an example question.

with the flare of her nostrils grandma moses parted the red sea

go down grandma, go down to bake some cookies, and tell old grandpa to take them out of the oven

by migadimika May 5, 2012