mobile solutions

-MiniMarts of shit mobile aka: T mobile. Usually spring up outside successful electronic stores that sell wireless. Mostly employs inexperienced young crackers. Like flies on shit, they buzz all around their booth stuffing shit mobile down your throat. aka hawker

"Hey lets go to sharper image."
"I don't know, look at all those prepubescent mobile solutions young boys trying to sell you shit mobile. fuck it lets go home"

by jim sweeney September 13, 2008

Best Buy Mobile

Best place ever just ask Amy

Me: Hey Amy ever been to Best Buy Mobile?
Amy: Yep. Best Place ever!

by alwaysjamin April 7, 2010

Mobile Shit Splasher

When a girl who is on her period and refuses to where a tampon or change her underwear. After a day of bleeding, you take the blood soaked panties and and wrap them around a raw porkchop laced with laxative. You then chain the porkchop to a dildo which you stick in the girl's ass. After insertion of the dildo, you throw the panty wrapped porkchop to a dog in the next room. The dogs proceeds to eat the porkchop, thus tugging the chain, increasing sexual pleasure. 30 minutes into sex, crawl to the next room maintaining insertion. You then grab a handful of the dog's diarrhettic feces and splash it in the woman's face, while holding her nose shut, making her inhale the shit.

Joe gave his wife a Mobile Shit Splasher for their golden anniversary.

by Chunkpolickin January 28, 2008

mobile ATM

Term used by thieves to describe tourists in poorer countries that is easily robbed of their belongings and moneys while they do sightseeing on foot.

Mobile ATM, MobileATM, ATM, Mobile, Automatic, Teller, Machine, Tourist

by Abie Martin December 11, 2008

mobile pwned

a term used to describe someone who has been pwned over the phone, or over another mobile device

"Yo dude, that guy just prank called u"
"Yer man, mobile pwned..."

by Chubbs 69 February 5, 2009

Mobile Scoreboard

Portable, sometimes fixed, radar speed devices put up either by police or private agencies in an attempt to frighten you into reducing your speed. Often these lack any sort of camera, and rely on flashing lights and short messages to slow down if you're exceeding the speed while approaching them. However if it contains no camera, or you live in an area where photo radar enforcement is illegal, it affords an interesting opportunity to see how fast you can go and rack up points in miles per hour.

Everyone slowed down but John kept his foot on the gas, he got a 78 on the Mobile Scoreboard.

by RiceCake August 29, 2012

Mobile Player

Mobile Player is a person that plays a game on mobile, that mostly is meant for PC or other devices.

hey david! look! a mobile player, he sucks as hell.

by ScamTram79 January 12, 2021