When two or more people engage in an act of cunnilingus or analingus on another person. This is usually done in a syncronized sequence, same as a group of dwarves mining a rock .
by Double dwarf January 12, 2020
Get the Double Dwarf Miningmug. A small public engineering college in Golden, Colorado. While heralded as one of the most prestigious engineering colleges in the country, mines suffers from an absurdly imbalanced male-female ratio. Dating at mines for men is a perpetual state of being cock-blocked, as the number of single straight females at the university is somewhere in the single-digits.
Mines is home to a thriving greek life, as joining a fraternity guarantees you plenty of alternatives to resorting to giving your female TA's sexual favors.
Despite being one of the most stressful college experiences in the country, the campus suicide rate remains astonishingly low, as most incoming freshmen do not know how to use a screwdriver to remove the suicide blocks present on all dormitory windows.
Most students at all levels are familiar with the concept of weed-out classes. However, weed-out classes do not exist at mines as all mines classes fit the definition.
The mines student body has a thriving LGBT+ community, likely as a result of most of the above.
Mines is home to a thriving greek life, as joining a fraternity guarantees you plenty of alternatives to resorting to giving your female TA's sexual favors.
Despite being one of the most stressful college experiences in the country, the campus suicide rate remains astonishingly low, as most incoming freshmen do not know how to use a screwdriver to remove the suicide blocks present on all dormitory windows.
Most students at all levels are familiar with the concept of weed-out classes. However, weed-out classes do not exist at mines as all mines classes fit the definition.
The mines student body has a thriving LGBT+ community, likely as a result of most of the above.
"Where do you go to school?"
"I go to the Colorado school of mines"
"What do you do in your free time?"
"I go to the Colorado school of mines"
"You're 22 and still a virgin. What are you doing?"
"I go to the Colorado school of mines"
"I go to the Colorado school of mines"
"What do you do in your free time?"
"I go to the Colorado school of mines"
"You're 22 and still a virgin. What are you doing?"
"I go to the Colorado school of mines"
by Mines is gay September 29, 2021
Get the Colorado School of Minesmug. by keakdasneek March 30, 2009
Get the I got minemug. Ex:
Daniel and Tasha are talking
Daniel:So Tasha your place, or mine?
Tasha:Umm....
They both go back to daniels place and do it.
THE END
Daniel and Tasha are talking
Daniel:So Tasha your place, or mine?
Tasha:Umm....
They both go back to daniels place and do it.
THE END
by Fucktarded Scarecrow August 1, 2009
Get the Your Place, Or Mine?mug. The phrase that people use when saying a ridiculously embarrassing story about something that happened to to them. To save themselves from total humiliation they say "it happened to a friend of mine".
George: God, I am so embarrassed, I can't believe Stacy found out I was cheating with her.
Bill: Don't worry, at least you didn't cheat on her with what you thought was her sister but turned out to be her fat brother.
George: huh?
Bill: It happened to a friend of mine...
Bill: Don't worry, at least you didn't cheat on her with what you thought was her sister but turned out to be her fat brother.
George: huh?
Bill: It happened to a friend of mine...
by Sieffy April 5, 2013
Get the it happened to a friend of minemug. (noun) An upside-down cup that holds a fart.
(verb) The act of farting in to a cup, then immediately placing it upside down on a table. This action will trap the odor for the unfortunate fool who decides to pick up the cup.
(verb) The act of farting in to a cup, then immediately placing it upside down on a table. This action will trap the odor for the unfortunate fool who decides to pick up the cup.
(verb) Grandma is so gross, she dutch land mined Todd yesterday.
(noun) I can't believe that Robert used the dutch land mine to make his coffee.
(noun) I can't believe that Robert used the dutch land mine to make his coffee.
by GroverSMB October 14, 2009
Get the Dutch Land Minemug. The Texas penal system, known for one of highest incidence rates of rape among inmates. Could be applied to almost any maximum security prison, especially very large, badly supervised ones.
"Fuck that dude. I don't want to get arrested and sent to the Violent Sodomy Mine. They'll put me on an auction block and sell my mancherry for two cartons of cigarettes!"
by HeySeuss December 9, 2008
Get the Violent Sodomy Minemug.