Micro

Person who tends to piss on people’s desk. Also someone who likes to hook up with highschool girls.

You pissed on someone’s desk? That’s so micro

by Microsbitch September 14, 2021

Micro

Micro - a term used by a group of gentlemen known as “the boys” which infers a gathering most commonly known as “a session.” During this so called “session,” typically 1-2 ring leaders encourage casual happy hour drinks, but without the other boys knowledge/consent, show up with a small dosage of “Peter” to give a spark to the reunion. While “The Micro” is only meant to be 1-2 hours, these events have be known to go on much longer into the night, or as some would refer to as “the darkness”

Bro, that Micro last night was absolutely sick

by TheBaggieMan February 28, 2023

micro-bull

Characterizing a person who is not in favor of rising prices, but not overly confident. Similar to bullish but to a lesser degree, and most often used in relation to events.

Matt: 'Do you guys have a lean for the number?'
Matt: 'We do, we are leaning bullish!'
Matt: 'A okay, I'm a micro- bull this week'
Matt: 'A micro-bull?'
Matt: 'You know, like a calf'

by TheRealBee November 14, 2019

Micro-blackhole

A blackhole that's microscopic in size, (aka. a quantum blackhole).

'The Hadron Collider, at CERN created a micro-blackhole, which grew so large that it swallowed The Earth.'

by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 30, 2022

micro soft

Male porn stars who have small dicks and have erectile disfunction

Director: This isn't very good, somebody get the micro soft a viagra

by bropacalypse January 16, 2017

micro munchies

When your stoned as fuck and eat a couple chips instead of a full bag

Man I got sooooo stoned last night I had the micro munchies

by Guy_fierri June 18, 2018

micro huddle

bringing smaller groups together in the middle of larger groups to get even more pumped up than the original huddle intended. Micro Huddles have explosive possibilities.

The micro huddle is where you really get pumped up!

by Eastopia February 05, 2015