mental breakdown

something I'm having rn

1: damn why won't this mental breakdown go away

2: ikr

by JunnyJun July 25, 2021

mental retardation

Effect of listening to one of George W Bush's state of the union address's.

John: Hey Fred, where's Tom?

Fred: He was sent to a crazy house.

John: What? Why?

Fred: He watched one of George W Bush's speeches and came down with a case of mental retardation.

John: Oh.

by jokemonkey March 4, 2008

mental freeze

what you know about rolling down

when your brain goes numb you call that a mental freeze

by feet sniffer August 12, 2021

mentally ill

Someone who suffers from a mental disorder and delusions of grandeur. Someone who has lost touch with reality. Could be just depressed but rans the gammit from depression to schizophrenia.

Man, that Mike Rehmeyer is mentally ill. He's 34, lives at home, has no college education and nothing going for him yet he thinks he's Prince Charles.

by arfed February 13, 2008

Mental Vasectomy

Watching or listening to something that makes your balls hurt just from thinking about it

Paul - "yesterday I watched this video where some guy shoved a screwdriver up his penis!!"

Don - "dude, shut up, you're giving me a mental vasectomy"

by Ulysses H. Ficus February 21, 2011

mental-x

A cockcheese drinking, goat fucking, corpse raping, pickledick, inbred, shiteating, nosepicking, arse-pube collecting pineapple fucker.

What a fucking mental-x.

by Anonymous March 20, 2003

mentally beautiful

a rare compliment with the intention to flatter someone, however often mistakenly interpreted as an insult

He told me that I was mentally beautiful and that either means I'm smart and pretty or I have a beautiful mind.

by denvergonewild May 2, 2010