McDonalds Military 

Low rank overweight American Soldiers raised on burgers and videogames that think they are fighting for freedom, when all they are really doing is protecting American corporate interests.

Who's that tubby guy in camouflage?

That's Chuck

Why's he beating up that Arabic guy?

He's protecting the American way of life dude! Soldiers can't all be helping with peacekeeping. Somebody's just got to kick ass!

Oh, he's in the McDonalds Military. I thought he was a bit too fat to be important

McDonalds Military by 9 - 5 pacifist June 11, 2012

mcdonalds burger ass

When having a flat ass but your ass is as flat as a mcdonal's burger patty and we all know how thin those pattys are !

That ass is so flat shes got a mcdonalds burger ass

mcdonalds burger ass by Stamy July 3, 2014

Mcdonalds Syndrome 

The disease of constantly spilling soday, on the ground your self, other people or just in general.

Kris -spills coke-
Sierra: WTF
Kris: Geeze sorry I have Mcdonalds Syndrome.

Mcdonalds Syndrome by sierrasurvey July 27, 2008

mcdonalds party 

When you and friends buy 200 chicken nuggets and finish them all. Preferably when messed up.

Hey are you guys down to get drunk and have a mcdonalds party?!

mcdonalds party by mark gee July 6, 2011

mcdonalds shake machine 

A legendary machine said to exist inside of a McDonalds that allegedly serves milkshakes and only works once in a blue moon. If asked about the the machine, the McDonalds employees will almost always deny the allegation and say shake machine broke.

Legend has it that long ago there existed a prosperous time in which mankind was able to enjoy milkshakes from McDonalds. And then the dark times approached, wherein teenagers who were entitled and expected 15 dollars an hour became unwilling to serve milkshakes out of sheer laziness.

Soccer Mom: "Hi! Yes, could I get a chocolate milkshake, from the mcdonalds shake machine, please?"
McDonald's Teenage Employee: "Yeah uh, shake machine broke."
Soccer Mom: "Your shake machine is always 'broke'!!!"
McDonald's Teenage Employee: "Well it's not going to be fixed any time soon. I am too lazy."
Soccer Mom: "You lazy son of a bitch!"
McDonald's Teenage Employee: "How about some chocolate ass cream instead?"
Soccer Mom: "Up yours! Soccer moms will prevail!"

mcdonalds shake machine by Count Fuckyoulot November 24, 2019

McDonalds Friday 

The day of the week that a swarve looking group of young adults make a pilgrimage to McDonalds in Barkingside
Additions to the agenda:

Tescos

Sweet shop

Ayo

Spitballing

"Monday

took her for a drink on Tuesday

we were making love by Wednesday

and on Thursday & Friday & Saturday we chilled on Sunday

I met this girl on Monday

took her for a drink on Tuesday

we were making love by Wednesday

and on Thursday & McDonalds Friday & Saturday we chilled on Sunday ---- Craig David booty"

McDonalds Friday by raisonloverforlife2k11 January 26, 2011

Mcdonalds Friday 

the day of the week in which students, country wide, crave and aspire to devouring a cushty McDonalds meal

Fuck off you cunt, it's a tuesday, not McDonalds friday

Mcdonalds Friday by raisonloverforlife January 21, 2011