Maximus Karl Obesius

The guy that created HiveMind bot for Natural Selection. He likes the cock just a bit too much. A Maximus Karl Obesius gains his 'Maximus' from longs hours in front of the computer and the 'Obesius' from the fat he gets from the long hours.

Fuckin hell that guy was such a Maximus Karl Obesius, he was sooooooooo fat he would've jumped at a muffin.

by Conrad Phillips October 29, 2004

maximus_goatimus

Jedi master who puts the izzle in shizzle.

Max is a jedi when it comes the bd.

by :o January 20, 2005

pubus maximus

a magical spell which maximises the lenth and/or size of your pubes and/or pubic hair.
see pubic hair

pubus maximus was used in harry potter, but the author did not mention it because she is a fat ass bitch

by iThink February 4, 2008

douchus maximus

This means that a person is a complete douche by nature. They represent every douche bag tendency.

The main element of a douche bag.

Also means that someone is a douche or a douchus (douche/doofus) to the max.

That kid is such a friggin douchus maximus.

(Following a douchus comment): Douchus Maximus!

by MTracy December 28, 2008

erectus maximus

Ancient times:The Ancient Roman god whom controlled all erections
Present: That random guy whom you call erectus maximus because he always has an extreme hard on

Bob: Sup! Erectus Maximus
Random Guy:What?? I don't have a stiffie!
Bob: your such a liar

by A pile of pancakes September 27, 2008

manimal

Any male that cannot control his primal urges (that being: eating, fighting, releaving themselves, or copulating)

95% of the male population under 30...they are manimals

by Mark November 27, 2004

Clitoris Maximus

Term used by those suffering from Clitoris Minimus. However, the term is inaccurate and may stem from denial of the condition.

Girl - "Hey baby, lets take off those pants and..."
Boy - "I have Clitoris Maximus"
Girl - "Uh...you mean Clitoris Minimus?"
Boy - "The weather is really nice today isn't it?"

by StienMD July 6, 2009