Greenfield Massage

(noun) The act of anal sex. Refers to the backward nature of Greenfield, Massachusetts
My wife got really drunk last night. She even agreed when I asked if I could give her a Greenfield Massage!
by EggFucker003 November 05, 2019
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Ball Massage

A non sexual massage of the testicular region
Hey kyra I would like to give you a Ball Massage
by freybeja November 25, 2021
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Text massage

Messages sent to someone or others to emotionally support their decisions.

(Giving a text massage)
(Giving a text massage)

Ex. It's ok Becky if you ate a whole tray of cupcakes. You can start again tomorrow.
by Granmeyer August 11, 2018
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Taco Massage

A sensor friendly way for a one nite stand or hookup.
I don't want anything serious, I just want a taco massage.
by AzuraGreen December 18, 2017
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June 26th is national give your girlfriend a massage.
Me- Did you heart today is June 26th national give your girlfriend a massage?

fred- No fr?

Me- Yeahhh i better get home to give my girl a massage haha

fred- Me too bro
by renegaderadar June 26, 2020
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Cotton ball massage

A man bends over and rests his hands on his knees while someone stands behind him and rubs his balls, while picking the left over toilet paper cling-ons from his ass hairs.
Mike couldn’t believe that Todd didn’t have to pay extra to have the Asian masseuse give him a cotton ball massage.
by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017
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deluXXXe massage

A non-subtle, innuendoization of 'deluxe massage' (the act of eating someone's ass while massaging their back and/or extremities) which obviously hints to it's sexual nature.
I texted that girl from the party and said I'd give her a 'deluXXXe massage' later tonight. I doubt show knows how that works, but she definitely knows it'll be a good time.
by Emperor Megas March 05, 2014
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