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Mario Cox 

The best dancer ever, an amazing soccer player, very hansom and very very very good in bed. He likes to have sex and is very good and he isn't selfish at all and also always thinks about the women's needs....
- Hi, did you see the winner of "So you think you can dance"?
- Yeah, he was really Mario Coxing it!!!! And afterwards I even had sex with him and then he really Mario Coxed it!!!!! Never had better!!!!
Mario Cox by Cocker666 March 5, 2011
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Mario Party 

A nintendo 64 video game which is so addicting, you'll be getting physical injuries trying to win this.

No really, Nintendo gave away free gloves to play to avoid having blisters on your hands.

Now THAT is addicting.
Me and my friends had to go in for surgery after facing permenant physical damgage due to too much Mario Partying.
Mario Party by Danimoth March 14, 2004

Mario Kart pissed

1. A notably sever and predictable reaction to various exchanges and interactions between gamers and the popular Nintendo 64 game ‘Mario Kart'; where cursing, racial slurs and ‘chucking’ of controllers are often and uncontrollably used as the body’s natural, emergency means to alleviate stress buildup as well as the swelling of blood vessels in the neck/face/head. Side effects can include loss of friendships, bleeding from the eyes, broken toes and in severe cases, ‘sharting’.

2. A similar level of rage caused by any situation.
"What's up with Dallas? I've never seen him so angry."

"Yeah, he's Mario Kart pissed."

mario day 

a gamer holiday that is celebrated on march 10th because of the way it appears when it is written as MAR.10, MAR,10 MAR/10... etc.
I beat every mario game I own in celebration of mario day!
mario day by francis suarez December 15, 2008

Mario Kart 

A drunk college student's favorite pastime.
Aww fuck...I'm drunk, it's 1AM. Let's play Mario Kart.
Mario Kart by fdsgwerfg January 2, 2009

Mario Party 

A sexual liaison between a wealthy young girl and two plumbers, or men of similar social standing. Often granted as reward for services rendered or rescue from dangerous situations.
Hey, have you seen the new Nicky Hilton mario party video?

Yeah, she really 1-upped her sister on this one.
Mario Party by "Super" mario July 27, 2008

Mario Plex 

1) It is the term to describe the number of different combinations in Super Mario Maker.
2) The proper term for the number 10^12431.
If every player in Super Mario Maker were to work together to complete the Mario Plex, it would take over 567 years.
Mario Plex by henrik.cg August 6, 2017