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marginalization marathon

When people bicker about who has it worse or is marginalized worse, they have a marginalization marathon.
My friend group was talking about how hard their lives were and made it a fucking competition.. I swear I am so sick of their marginalization marathons!
by LingDanc803 May 20, 2025
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full marathon

A run for insane people who don’t give a fuck about their legs or feet! Toes look like balled up homework.
That dude ran a full marathon with his insane asss.
by Shawty whoopty doo December 17, 2025
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running the marathon

A female with an exceptionally nice ass.

Derived from the term "its a tight race".
"Damn... she has a nice ass"
"Yeah man, she's running the marathon"
by Robert Schinkleheimerjosefinem December 16, 2008
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Three Hour Mormon Power Marathon

The act of going to mormon.org and trolling ONE missionary for an entire 3 hours without them leaving
Bill: Hey man, you wanna study for that math test?

Killroy: Forget the test! Tonight, I'm gunna beat the Three Hour Mormon Power Marathon.
by duplicitycommon October 24, 2011
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8 shot marathon

when one consumes 8 shots of any type of liquor at 1 a.m. or later in rapid succession and proceeds to run a distance of atleast 2 miles
Holy shit I hear Jeremy ran an 8 shot marathon in under 20 minutes!
by dickdrizzle6969 December 18, 2012
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Fat boys marathon

I hate it when the fat boys marathon is on!
by car is a May 9, 2018
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Mickey Mantle Marathon

When a person with almost no training runs a full marathon. The first to document this run was Bert Kreischer, who has what's know among scientists as the Mickey Mantle Gene.
Jake woke up today and decided to run a Mickey Mantle Marathon. Those 26miles almost killed him.
by Trashedcatt October 22, 2019
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