loser

me

i am a loser

by uselessme August 21, 2020

cheesedick loser

a very uncool person who is dirty and shameful

Get out of my room you gross goddamned cheesedick loser!

by thebigcheese666 April 14, 2010

Townie losering

When a girl stays complacent with an alcoholic townie despite previously held wishes to do something with her life.

"Hey, didn't she go in to the Peace Corp?"
"No, she gave up on that idea once she started townie losering with some 30 year old alcoholic who lives with his parents."

by ebadeez October 25, 2010

WoW loser

my boyfriend; spending more time on a ridiculous fantasy game than actually contributing to conversations, issues, and even sex.

I haven't been laid in days, because my boyfriend is a WoW loser.

by Cheebee32 August 21, 2012

loser

Someone who is so misguided and misdirected in life that they constantly fuck up everything. This is usually caused by stupidity compounded with low self-esteem. Losers can often be found doing self-destructive things like smoking, wrecking their cars, drinking, getting high, taking it up the butt, and gambling. Losers reek of tobacco, abuse their kids, and just set a generally shitty example for all of society.

I don't want to live next door to a loser. Losers thoroughly suck ass.

by cbubbles40 September 24, 2011

loser lap

The art of cruising around a neighborhood multiple times looking for attractive members of the opposite sex. Often performed by losers in crap cars (e.g. "souped up" Hondas).

The boys are out doing loser laps by the 7/11.

by teeniebopper May 3, 2008

Loser

A loser is someone who can’t seem to win at anything ever.

Zach is a loser. He didn’t make varsity, he lost the girl he likes, he continues to lose at every aspect of life.

by ZchZmm March 14, 2020