White Lightning

While a girl is performing oral sex on a man, the man secretly prepares to take a photo with a flash camera. At the moment of truth, the man ejaculates on the unsuspecting girl's face while simultaneously capturing the event with said camera. The sudden flash accompanying the massive ejaculatory load will instill the feat of being in a lightning storm.

I'm gonna rock some White Lightning on this bizatch.

by DirtyFlyBoyz November 10, 2006

Struck by lightning

When a gay man sets a drink in front of you, as a proposition for sex.

Kyle was sitting at the bar alone, when Fred dropped a pink Cosmo in front if him, Kyle was struck by lightning!

by Duztin May 20, 2013

Velvet Lightning

the ability to hookup with girls at lightning speed.

"My buddy just hooked up with those chicks at the bar within seven or eight minutes of meeting them."

"Wow. Now that's Velvet Lightning at it's finest."

by The Master Dutch October 3, 2009

Lightning Cocker

The worst paintball marker in the world, also used by the gayest kid in the world, FagArson.

Damn, FagArson's gun is so fucking shitty.

by Jim February 24, 2005

Lightning Rod

Jacking off with a hand full of smooshed lightning bugs for lube.

I'm going to give Molly a lightning rod this weekend while we're out camping!

by GM42 July 4, 2011

ford lightning

The Ford Lightning, the second fastest truck in the world (the Dodge Ram SRT-10 is the fastest as we all know). The Lightning is powered by a POS Ford 5.4L motor with a nice Eaton supercharger (God forbid Ford should make something fast without putting a supercharger on top). Lightning's are mainly garbage because they are made by Ford, and because the motor blows out after 70,000 miles. Predominatly owned by rednecks and white trash.

1. My Ford Lightning got whooped on the 1320 by SRT-10.
2. Hot damn! That little SRT-4 Peon just smoked my Ford Lightning!
3. I'm not going to Bitlo, My Ford Lightning will probably only run 14 flat. :o(

by Richie F. August 16, 2007

LightningMadd

LightningMadd is my roblox account. And it has the most childish name in roblox. And I have robux on this account and I have every face on roblox on it. Search up how to get any face on roblox free if you want every face too. Okay scroll down little bitch!

Roblox person: Hey have you seen LightningMadd? He's so hated in roblox!
Roblox person 2: Yeah! He fucking sucks!

by \_ o s e r #5540 June 6, 2019