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single-letter difference between God and the IRS

Said letter is "R" --- God tells us to "PRAY with faith and without ceasing", whereas the IRS tells us to "PAY with faith and without ceasing". Otherwise, both "mighty entities" are essentially the same... they act like they've got your best interests at heart, but in reality they just mercilessly "milk you for all you're worth" and then turn their backs on you when you've been drained dry... no further explanation necessary.
Come to think of it, the single-letter difference between God and the IRS isn't the only direct correlation between the two "superpowers" --- because the IRS tells us to PAY so much, it causes poorer folks to PRAY to God a lot more due to their worries over becoming even more destitute from shelling out for their income taxes!
by QuacksO November 25, 2018
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Letters

A letter is a logo of a specific sound. For example the letter A is a logo of the sound you make when you say ‘A’ . The letter A can be said in many different ways, however it’s written the same (aside from capital letters and lower case) .
“Hey, do you know what Letters are?”

“i do, it’s a logo of a specific sound.”
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Spanish letters

Reading something innocent believing that it is an euphemism.
My friend said he has a friend called Titi, I thought he was calling him penis in Filipino, but it was only Spanish letters.
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hidden letter

A 'hidden letter' is the opposite of a silent letter. It is pronounced, but cannot be seen. A concept created by C.R.F 13/12/13
The 'r' in Castle or the 'g' in Onion are both hidden letters.
by Casscreatingwordsandterms December 16, 2013
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The three letter game

A game you can play on urban dictionary where you type three random letters (etc. lhs, ahx) and if there's no definition for it, write a definition for it.
Oh man I'm so bored I'm gonna play the three letter game
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letter

(1) A singular character from the Latin alphabet used to represent one sound used in speech.
If you're literate, this should be common knowledge.

(2) An envelope containing a written message in it, which is usually delivered to friends and family.
But hardly anyone does that anymore in the 2020s. 🤷

--- example ---
𝗦𝗮𝗺𝘂𝗲𝗹 : "Hey, Frederick! I sent you a letter last Friday. Did you read it?"
𝗙𝗿𝗲𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸 : "That's incredibly ironic coming from a 16 year-old like you."
𝗦𝗮𝗺𝘂𝗲𝗹 : "It is?"
by Tyrone-Diesel October 12, 2025
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Letters

To be honest, if you don't know what a letter is, you have a serious problem...
UMFG I M SO SMRT!! I KNOW THE LETTERS!!!
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