Munching the leather gorilla

Going down on an older woman who is ridiculously hairy.
Similar to tasting the fuzzy purse or the bearded beaver.

John: Where were you last night I tried to call you?
Paul: I went down on Rebecca Anderson's mom but it just felt like munching the leather gorilla.
John: Oh yeah I hear it's like a a bearded beaver.
Paul: Nah, bearded beaver is tasty, at least it wasn't a fuzzy purse.
John: Oh man, at least it wasn't a fuzzy pudding purse.
Paul: Yeah, but it stank of asparagus.
John: That tastes chief.

by TaylorS999 March 4, 2012

There are kids in Africa eating leather soup

When children are starving in Africa

"Whoever put this food together needs a good talking to"

"There are kids in Africa eating leather soup"

"This is not fine dining, nor buffet, nor Euro, nor Indian, nor a restaurant, nor a feast"

" There are kids in Africa eating leather soup"

by awyouknow July 20, 2022

LEATHER HAMMER

A cock of extreme girth and excessive veins

Hey Patrick, did you hear about Jimmy's date last night?

Yea man, I heard he gave her the ole leather hammer!

by HeavyRail27 September 19, 2019

Leather boots wearer

A lesbian

Hey bruv, are you a leather boots wearer?
You see that girl over there? She wears leather boots

by Maizeiscool September 28, 2021

Leather puss

when you use your vagina to much and it starts to feel like leather

Damn she's fucked so many guys she's gotta have a leather puss

by What a cunt August 20, 2017

Leather mouth

A boot licker; someone intrinsically drawn to defend someone's sordidly twisted actions. Applicable to those a bit too fond of the cops.

"See how hard he's trying to justify this cop's murder of a black kid? What a leather mouth."

by Dodgemaster June 22, 2021

silky leather

cum soaked leather made up of penis hairs

hey I like silky leather

thanks yours is nice to

by p in it March 16, 2021