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Snake laying

When a person assumes the squatting position then walks like a duck while taking a shit.
Tom was snake laying in the field because he didn’t have a restroom to use.
by MortySmith0316 June 4, 2025
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Horn-laying

When you lay down to indulge in sexual fantasies without masturbating
Bro, he wasn't even jerking it. He was just horn-laying.
by Eushshtb July 5, 2025
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Horn-laying

The act of lying in bed to indulge in sexual fantasies without actually masturbating
Bro, he wasn't even masturbating. He was horn-laying.
by Eushshtb July 5, 2025
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Zach's launguage

We all have a friend that says stuff, and means the total opposite. It can be bad or not that much of a big deal.

Idk: It's a 100% no.
Maybe: I'll think about it, but probably not.
I guess I'll be there: He won't be there
Omw: He is just now getting ready to leave but still has to poop, take a shower, and watch every movie on netflix.
I don't have money: a go to excuse to not do something with the boys
I'm going to stop by my gf's for a minute: He isn't coming back for the weekend. Just face it.
I have notifications off: He slid your message open and has no interest in what you sent him.
"Reick Chat": a reick chat is when he reads your group chat messages, but hasn't read your dm's you sent hours ago.
You want to do something?: He makes plans but forces you to set up the date, time, and place but ultimately forgets he made plans and dips.
I'm on the game rn!: He is in a party, but afk currently and won't come back for atleast 3 hours.
I'm about to eat dinner: He is muting everyone and watching YouTube to eat his ramen noodles.
Kody: Yo zach! You tryna go to the park and ball?
Zach: Yes
*He disappears off the face of the earth and can not be contacted for the next 48 hours*

Zach's launguage: Missleading context clues the boys need to watch out for.
by Choady Cockgargler September 19, 2020
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lifting and laxing

When to take laxatives before you work out so you shit yourself while working out
I shit myself while lifting weights because i was lifting and laxing
by Latinx twitter chud September 6, 2025
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