Land cruiser 

A total piece of crap mostly used by women and closest gay men who have had more sex with farm yard animals than humans
Must never be used off road !!!
As it's diff's and drive line brake when driving over any obstacle larger than a brick and has less flex than almost any ride on lawn mower

Hay that holden commodore made it down that dirt road the land cruiser should make it.

That pot hole looks a bit big may need a nissan patrol to tow the land cruiser through it

Land cruiser by Mugshots February 18, 2019

land grab 

go to a camping space and reserve a large piece of land, presumably for friends who run late.
Done often with various pieces of luggage.

Use four baskets to define the edges of large piece of land

land grab by Wolfram March 25, 2004

land-so-grotty 

Onomatopoeia; Lanzarote, island in the Spanish Canaries located in the Atlantic ocean.

Bob: "I'm off one me hols next week"

Ted: "where you going?"

Bob: "Land-so-grotty" Lanzarote

land-so-grotty by catfuckerman July 18, 2011

land o' goshin' 

everbuddy in the Land o' Goshin' is incredulous at certain things the sophisticates and city slickers take for granted and think is ho-hum . . . Ordinary.

when you ride through a provincial place--say, for example-- the mid-west states,

and you're in, like, a Model T, newly on the roads, & all the denizens come out onto the streets; they look and they points, and they say, 'garsh' or 'gahw', or 'goh-lee', or sometimes they will even say 'yikes!' & then,

you know you're in . . . another . . . Land o' Goshin'.

land o' goshin' by socialista October 25, 2011

Land Crab

A 'Land Crab' is a person that is very un-accustomed to the sea. Or one that IS accustomed to the sea - but just do not like it.
This term is derived from the norwegian word 'Landkrabbe'.

The other guys wanted him to get in the boat with them, but since there was a bit of wind, and him being a land crab, he declined and walked away..

Land Crab by SAMANTICMAN February 12, 2019

Land Transport Guru 

A group of racist and bigotry group that supports far right conspiracy theories.

Is Donovan a Land Transport Guru?

Land Transport Guru by Singapore Buses June 4, 2020

land of the jews 

where jon stewart hangs out

''im horny''

land of the jews by ty December 13, 2003