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Kyle

A aggressive male who drinks monsters and punches holes in your walls
Kyle
by WhyIhateChildren October 29, 2020
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Kyle

The one motherfucker who always shows up at parties with a 6 pack of monster energy. When a Kyle shows up, you’ll know by the stench of axe body spray. If you see a Kyle out in the wild, hide the Red Bull and reinforce your walls because he will punch a hole through that shit. One way to spot a Kyle is by the way they wear their hat. They always have it at around a 45 degree angle facing the back of their head.
Random person #1: Oh shit here comes Kyle.....
Kyle: WHAT THE FUCK IS UP YOU GUYS

*Kyle says this whilst punching a hole through your wall and downing a monster energy*
by SpiffyNoodles34 June 18, 2019
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Kyle

Kyle is a cute boy with very soft hair, big cute eyes full of stars and hope and a great sense of fashion. He has a big heart and is very sweet with people. He's also a history nerd, and he'll identify any tank and plane you show him. He will listen to your problems and make you smile if you need to. He's pretty good at video games too, but he's kind of a sore loser and will not hesitate to pout if you beat him. But he won't get mad. Everybody needs a Kyle in their lives.
- Aah it's been a week since I've last talked to Kyle! I'm really starting to miss his smile.
by Juleim July 20, 2020
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Kyle

Kyle would say something like. “I have roots, none of these have roots
by Locaine October 10, 2019
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Kyle

The purest form of evil; those who are bird sympathizers.
The kyles are plotting against us.
by KyleVogel January 18, 2020
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Kyle

Kyle knows what’s really going on in the world. He’s a smartass most of the time but can be genuine when it counts. If you have a friend like Kyle you probably have the same views as him. An evil ginger -like all gingers- if you get on his bad side. Kyle is fun loving and always learning something new. If you know a Kyle you know they love to fly drones and sing to old rock songs about life in its truest light.
Friend “did you know…”
Kyle “yeah I watched an entire documentary on it last night! 🤠
by That Small Town Girl November 27, 2021
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Kyle

by Bunger_____ November 21, 2021
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