Kyle

the nibba that drink every monster, plays fortnite 24/7, doesn't have a social life, watches nascar racing, and dies a sad lonely virgin.

look at him he's drinking a monster and playing fortnite mobile
he's for sure a kyle

by name definitions for everyone, January 10, 2020

Kyle

Drinks monster and punches dry wall

I’m Kyle and I punch dry wall and drink monster

by GOT NO DAD September 9, 2021

Kyle

Slams his head through a wall while drinking monster or just beats you

Kyle stop owwwww

by Yfwb <3 October 17, 2019

Kyle

This kid is a genuine top block, sick lad who is smart and fucking hilarious.

Today is the day that you became a Kyle.

by Elder Brother August 21, 2020

Kyle

An extremely angery straight kid who's parents seperated at a young age. generally seen wearing a flat bill or snap back, calvin klein underwear, and an oversized belt. Drinks nothing but monster and has never seen a razor in his life. Don't make fun of him or he'll have a tantrum. Opposite of eugene and hates chads.

If you see a Kyle, offer a monster and he won't slash your tires.

by Aktually July 2, 2019

Kyle

A common name for generic people. Typically, a dude with a tiny hips who is a little more masculine than anybody asked for.

"Kyle fucked Evelyn last night while she was passed out in his bed at the party"

by Fucktrumpdenny November 14, 2018

Kyle

The purest form of evil; those who are bird sympathizers.

The kyles are plotting against us.

by KyleVogel January 18, 2020