knob flow

the blood that flows to the penis when excited sometimes resulting in a nudge of the penis or a full erection.

jimmy: hey stewie, "did you see mrs. chang's panties when she bent over to pick up the chalk? it gave me knob flow"

stewie: " i second the knob flow, any longer and i would of spontaneously jizzed on myself."

jimmy and stewie in unison: "thx mrs. chang for the knob flow show"

mrs. chang: "herro class, today we will learn......".

by mr. knob johnson September 10, 2010

ear knob

The part of the ear that you slob on.

Noun “slob on my ear knob”

by Thefirstearknob March 29, 2021

chilly knob

To strike one in the face without warning or provocation

My mate was chilly knobbed by some hooligan after the match.

by T33.sparrow November 7, 2014

knob head

bacically a total dickhead with no friends

take a look in da mirror

by Blue-boy January 2, 2004

knob job

A total pain in the ass. One whose attitudes and behaviors are negatively affecting a situation.

I can't stand hanging out with Peter today. That guy is being a real knob job.

by tecate April 14, 2006

knob jockey

one who straddles said knobbage wearing a small colourful hat and matching blouse and is usually 5 ft (sometimes may carry sugarlumps and a whip)

He was wearing a lovely blouse but i think he lived in ascot he was a right knob jockey

by joandsi October 28, 2006

cob knob

When you have anal intercourse shortly after your girlfriends has consumed a healthy corn rich meal and the resulting colon thrashing has dislodged a piece or whole kernel or corn to become secretly lodge betwixt the head and shaft ( or inside of the foreskin for all the meat sheath wielders out there) of your knob only to be discovered later while cleaning up after the o ring wailing mentioned earlier

Dude last night my girl let me put it in her crap trap it was awesome except the KFC famous bowl she are had substantially more corn than normal anyway I finished and was cleaning up and found a half piece or the kernels golden corn lodged in my foreskin, bitch gave me a cob knob

by the jawbreaker March 27, 2015