Keyboard smash/Keysmash

1. when you are so astounded, exited, or angry at or about something or someone that you have a seizure on top of your keyboard.
2. a subtle way to tell if someone is a part of the LGBTQ+

1: Astounded/Exited/Angry Keyboard Smash/Keysmash
Person 1: Hey look at this picture of a cute cat
Person 2: KUHYJTFGDTYJ&HTFHYBUHJGTVBYJKHBVYUHIUBY

2: Gay Keyboard Smash/Keysmash
Person 1: *says something funny*
(Gay) Person 2: ASKSJHBSGVBABHNJHB

by SeaNoodle March 24, 2023

ghetto keyboard

when your laptop broke down and u don't have enough money so u have to attach an old keyboard

you wanna use ma laptop then you'll need ma ghetto keyboard

by ghetto keyboard 123 January 5, 2017

personal keyhole

When you get two fingers and put the in a womens asshole then getting two other fingers and putting them in her vagina and then twisting your wrist whilst your finger are in her

John gave me a personal keyhole last night

by Mark Orduno February 1, 2018

THE KEYBOARD ALPHABET

The alphabet on a keyboard such as qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxvbnm

Kyle:Hey bro what is the keyboard alphabet?
James:Kyle are you dumb it's qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

by loxdgamer12 October 6, 2018

Ollie Kendo

Ollie Kendo is a mad nigga. He born on may 6 and gets all the hoes. All the hood boys respect Ollie Kendo cuz he finna chef them up. He also mad fit.

Shit boys that’s Ollie Kendo I’m bouta cum. We better run tho he’d chef us all up

by Ben_ [e-mail] May 7, 2020

Spaming there keyboard with letters

They are a baby a idiot or they are just angry at you

Someone:When can we play something
The other person:NJSHJIHSJ
also the other person:IM STILL ANGRY AT YOU >:(
Someone:I DONT THINK Spaming there keyboard with letters MEANS YOUR ANGRY >:(((

by ilovecatsanddogssomuch January 19, 2021

Tradie's Keyboard

Australian slang for pokies (slot) machines. It refers to the tendency of Australian tradespeople to play pokies excessively and lose their life savings, sending them into a spiral of meth addiction and despondency.

'Damo been at the pub for 10 hours, tappin' away on the tradie's keyboard. Says today is the day he's gonna win it all back so he can see his kids again.'

by NMEwakeup September 8, 2022