King Ohio

A legend that goes by the name donpollo2982
he loves Ohio and he loves chicken

“Listen, everyone. My name is King Ohio. I love Ohio, and I love chicken.

by apollo uwu December 5, 2022

King Ding-a-Ling

King Ding-a-Ling is THE MAN. The man who not only has the exceptionally large penis, but also (and most importantly) possesses the knowledge & skill to use it properly.

There's no need to cry over a man... unless he's King Ding-a-Ling with the 12" swing.

by little miss aura December 28, 2005

King JB

Someone who doesn't pay child support and reads a lot of gay porno on a toilet-- that being his throne. The JB stands for jail bait, because a typical King JB gets thrown in jail about fifty times in his life. A King JB is more than just a loser, it's an uber loser.

"Hey, look at that loser."

"That's not a loser, it's a King JB!"

by KruelKorn6 October 10, 2009

king diamond

Born Kim Bendix Petersen in Denmark, King Diamond was the singer in Mercyful Fate before forming his own band. Famous for his multi-octave range, supposed association with LaVey Satanism and having a greater lyrical talent than many native English speakers.

King Diamond is your lord and master.

by TimFS October 24, 2004

king shit

it means you are the end all be all of everything.

"I am king shit of fuck mountain"-Mr.Show

by h-lo August 24, 2004

king of the hill

good cartoon on fox. created by mike judge(he made beavis and butthead)

www.kingofthehill.com www.kinghofthehill.com

by only$19.99,less s+h January 11, 2004

king midas

In Greek mythology, King Midas is remembered for being granted the wish of being able to turn everything that he touched into gold (the Midas Touch).

King Midas was granted the opposite of the Shitters Touch.

by yorrick hunt January 19, 2008