Jonni

Jonni is a name for fucking bitches and faggots. Jonni is a druggie who drinks and dies. He often gets tattoos at the tattoo parlor when he's bored. Having the name Jonni is fucking bad and means you're a fucking bitch.

Jonni is a fucking bitch

by TheScooter879 August 24, 2017

jonnica

the language of the jonnes. it is a very elaborate african dialect and consists of clicks, groans, grunts, moans, and other various vocal cord abuse.

american woman: hey! what nationality are you?

jonne man: ghhaaa ghaaa-jonnicaaaa kakk gheeeee

(american woman backs away slowly)

by Shaniniqwa June 27, 2008

Jonnor

What a fish does when it dies..

person 1: LOOK MY FISH DIED!!!!!!
person 2: Oh god your fish just jonnored
person 3: ahh your right!

by kellytjudfgvksjgherlkhg July 27, 2010

jonnyitus

To take on the appearance of a rubber jonny, after a particular bad event has taken place. e.g. physical exercise, night out
Large people tend towards this description more than the slight, due to having more areas of the body that can go flacid and limp
Condition lasts an indeterminate amount of time, depending on extent of bad event.

Sometimes used to refer to someone who is useless.

'you really have caught jonnyitus after that late night out. you won't be able to do anything for the rest of the day.'

'he has a serious case of jonnyitus'

by Oxford chapter for prevention of lies November 12, 2008

Jonne

A word said by a race of hot males that cant pronounce the sound ng. The word Jonne litteraly means a person that is annoying.

JONNE

by SUSSYSUSSYFORTNITEBALLS February 15, 2022

Jonne

Danish slang for a mystical person, who might seem like an npc at first, but still has some human features including talking.

Jarlborg: Omg have you seen johan he is such a jonne!
Bjørnborg: Yes i totally agree.

Mom: Who were those people?
Jarlborg: Oh it was just some jonner.

by JohanJohansen January 9, 2023

Jonny

A flamdog.. :)

everyone loves to be a cotton jonny !

by flamdog101 May 9, 2009