Jonah Marais's girlfriend

Shayne is the girlfriend of Jonah Marais. She's amazing, smart, pretty, has the best friends in the world and the best cheerleader you've ever seen.

"omg is that who I think it is?" "omg yeah it's Shayne. She's Jonah Marais's girlfriend."

by Barbie_Bxtch May 23, 2021

jonaleen

She's a simple girl with a mind-blowing personality. She has the sweetest smile and the cutest laugh and though she'll never admit, she has the prettiest face too. She may not seem like much but once you get to know her you'll find that she's beautiful in every way, from the way she thinks to the way she speaks. Her sophisticated mind is her biggest asset and she's not afraid to be straightforward. If you meet her, you'll find that she's a necessary part in your life.

When Jonaleen smiles, all my problems seemingly disappears.

She's so beautiful, yet she doesn't know.

by theguywhosendsyouhome November 22, 2021

Jonahmae Panen Pacala

the only Queen of the JSLs.

Jonahmae Panen Pacala is the Queen of the JSLs and Wattpad. she is the most beautiful and kindest woman in our world! the JSLs love you. and this is truer than our other truths Queen J!

by jinreee November 23, 2021

Jona-beta

Jona-beta is the face of darkness, resigned to his fate after losing the Caste wars and being banished to the shadow realm (with his fraternal twin Okonkwo). Some of his powers include but are not limited to shadow traveling, blending into dark spaces, emitting a strong magnetic field from his body that attracts bullets from all law enforcement owned weaponry, being first on the affirmative action list.

"Someone turn the lights back on, we have lost Jona-beta!"

by BuzzCutGandhi November 24, 2021

Jonah

A person who usually holds the rights to a very large BONER, pronounced "bonah" from the british accent, every word ending in -ah, -nah, or -er can be placed at the end of Jo- to make sense and complete a new definition. Putting another word in front of -nah, such as "Tunah" would also carry a double meaning, one being of Jonah.

"You joni little Jonah"

by BigBonah123 January 31, 2022

Jonalys

Jonalys is the most funniest person you’ll ever meet in your whole entire life. She’s hella funny and makes everyday so much fun! She’s pretty and has a wonderful sense of humor. She’s also lovable and anyone would be lucky to fall for her:) She’s not afraid to say what is on her mind, although sometimes she worries if what she says is the right thing. She can be an awesome friend and or girlfriend. Jonalys is awesome! Love you no homo:))

Guy: “Yo who’s that chick?”
Guy 2: “It’s Jonalys!!!!”

by MaddieisNOTshort April 19, 2022

Jonah Hill Glow-up

A male friend who thinks they are hot shit now because they got pit vipers and/or a piercing and talk down to ever

Richard: Wylie really had that Jonah hill Glow-Up
Isaiah: Frfr he’s such a douche now

by T-Bone S. May 23, 2022