Symptoms normally occur after constant masturbation, and you've pretty much tapped the resources dry for the night.
Dude, I was watching dish network porn, and this totally hot midget scene came on, but all I could produce was some jizz drizzle, it sux0red
by Jon Himself March 26, 2003
Get the jizz drizzlemug. by landcfinrock March 30, 2008
Get the jizz towelmug. Jizz Nugget refers to Jizz that is pure white in color, the size of a penny and comes out of your ass. It is mainly used as an insult, or just randomly said in dead silence.
by HandleBar March 7, 2010
Get the Jizz Nuggetmug. 
When referring to a person, the complete opposite of fun or a good time or ruins everything when they enter the room.
When referring to a situation, a really crappy occurrence or situation that ruins the mood.
When referring to a situation, a really crappy occurrence or situation that ruins the mood.
Dude, my girl was giving me dome and she vomited all over my dick!
Wow dog, thats the anti-jizz.
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Dude that huge black nigger stole ma bike!!
Man, thats the anti-jizz
Wow dog, thats the anti-jizz.
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Dude that huge black nigger stole ma bike!!
Man, thats the anti-jizz
by DJWeich March 7, 2008
Get the anti-jizzmug. An expression to be used solely at times of utmost revulsion.
When a concept or notion is so horrifically revolting that the traditional courses of nature are reversed; thus forcing any ejaculatory fluid that would otherwise travel out of the penis, back up the unfortunate organ, causing extreme pain and discomfort for the sufferer.
When a concept or notion is so horrifically revolting that the traditional courses of nature are reversed; thus forcing any ejaculatory fluid that would otherwise travel out of the penis, back up the unfortunate organ, causing extreme pain and discomfort for the sufferer.
Douchebag 1: Dude, that chick's so ugly I just reverse jizzed.
Douchebag 2: Ya, I totally feel your pain man. Just last week I walked in on my Dad engaging in sexual congress with a piece of patio furniture D: ...it totally made me reverse jizz. ಠ_ಠ
Douchebag 2: Ya, I totally feel your pain man. Just last week I walked in on my Dad engaging in sexual congress with a piece of patio furniture D: ...it totally made me reverse jizz. ಠ_ಠ
by BrewBrewXx April 18, 2010
Get the Reverse jizzmug. He's the third guy at a gang bang that has no place to enter, has to jerk it to stay "in the game" while two dudes are plowing some chick, then gets hit by friendly fire, never gets "in the game", and mopes his way home with blue balls...
Cory was excited to be invited to the gang bang, but as things progressed he just ended up the Jizz-Moper.
by The Real Boomstick January 12, 2010
Get the Jizz-Mopermug.