JESUS

your savior, he loves even when you mess up.
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jesus

An adjective meaning "cool" or "awesome"
"Dude! This cake is SO jesus!"
by amanderineorange February 25, 2008
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Jesus

Gods son who loves you very much, and wants you to get to know him
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Jesus

He was the best thing before sliced bread, apparently
he did something for some jews then died on a cross, i dunno

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In other words
Jesus was a load of SHITE
by Stuartthebank September 14, 2007
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Jesus

Jesus Christ is the savior that God has given to the world. He died on the cross and shed blood to cleanse the sin of every sinner. To those people who believed in Him would not be perished but have everlasting life.
Jesus is the gift that God has given to us inorder for us to have eternal life.
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Jesus

Known by Christians as the Messiah, the savior; the bringer of light to the after-world of darkness.

By other Abrachamic Religions he is known merely as a prophet, bring the word of God.
Jesus is a liberal
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Jesus

A long-dead Middle-Eastern hippy who smoked weed and fathered many screwed up kids including George W. Bush and John McCain.
My mom told me to do what Jesus did, so I bought a bag of weed off my friend.
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