Blowjob Jazz

Historically, blowjob jazz began where Vaudeville left off. Originating in the underground jazz scene in the early 1930's, the induction of hash cigarettes combined with the polyrhythms and syncopations of jazz music led way to willy-nilly fellatio and thus the timeless art known as blowjob jazz was born.

It is rumored, although not substantiated, that Ken Burns is planning to create a sequel to his "Jazz" miniseries documentary covering the events and shenanigans surrounding blowjob jazz entitled "BJJ, and The Influences on the Blue Note"

1. Hey you crazy kids, turn down that blowjob jazz and get off my lawn!!

by B.J Johnson October 5, 2009

dad jazz

Bland, emotionless and purely instrumental jazz music. No matter where you live, it is played on a radio station named The Oasis and makes Breezin' look like Bitches Brew. Evidence of improvisation ranges from minimal to nonexistent. The soundtrack to khaki shorts, polos, seldom used golf clubs, mandals and combovers.

Bahia Funk by Lee Ritenour is a prime example of dad jazz.

by eyehateman April 21, 2011

Jazz Twat

The gay looking facial hair arrangement worn by ex-Wham singers for example. The one that looks like they have been sucking on an exhaust pipe.

Mate,somebody has painted a circle on your mouth...oh no, it's just a jazz twat.

by Gary Bundy August 2, 2007

Jazz Band

A type of band that is after school.

That's not jazz band. JAZZ BAND IS AFTER SCHOOL!!!

by The One And Only Braden J. May 18, 2017

Jazz Artist

One who partakes in the art of playing a glass instrument,bowl, or pipe. Commonly referred to as smoking, but with grace and skill.

I cant believe you ate that whole bag of cheese, you jazz artist.

I would'nt mind checking my head. You jazz artists want to make some music?

by Artista420 July 6, 2011

Bad Jazz

when something goes badly wrong istead of sayign Bad times or shite or sommat you say Bad Jazz

FRIEND ONE: I FAILED ENGLISH
FRIEND TWO: THAT REALLY IS BAD JAZZ

by SASSYL February 4, 2010

Jazz Laugh

Laughter induced by a joke on a TV series such as Scrubs, which is followed by a snippet of slap bass and a drumroll. This brief section of jazz can also induce the laughter, as it's primary function is to inform the show's audience that something funny just happened.

Mr A: "Hey Dr B, I was watching some Scrubs last night and found myself laughing more at the jazz music than at the slapstick humour before it..."
Dr B: "Ah yes, I diagnose you as having a Jazz Laugh. It'll stop when the serious bit at the end of the show kicks in."

by DrJonas February 9, 2010