Javaun

A self obbsessed. Homaphobic asshole. Who generally cheats on EVERYONE. AND IS ONE OF THE WORST PEOPLE YOU WILL EVER MEET IN YOIR LIFE.

"Oh, your girl cheated on you? It must have been with Javaun"

by The "Wannabees" May 23, 2016

Javascript

Only useful for hiding stuff. That's pretty much it.

Javascript is like a bad version of white-out

by Rie November 11, 2003

JaVAB

(N.) when you have a hot girl in your bed and begin to feel horny.. you then turn away from her and start jacking off..?

FucK! i had to JAvablast night!

by ? September 22, 2003

Javaried

To be robbed by a big black guy named javari

Joe walks into his room and noticed his matress was gone
“Oh shit we got javaried”

by Uhcookiemacey October 29, 2021

ltu_javan

LTU_Javan is really good and is Cracked. He be hittin those 200 pumps all day. You already know he bout to hit u with a triple dink.....

ITS A HACKER! CONTROLLER PLAYER. NVM ITS JUST LTU_JAVAN. OOOOHHHHH JAVAN.........

by mk.shahh April 22, 2020

Javascript

The woke language, wokeScript, used by developers and "engineers" who often have purple/pink/green hair, pronouns in their cringe twitter, and talk about the lack of representation and diversity within the Python community. Heck, the military and the plumbers might need your care for representation.

Some proof that is a shitty language/ecosystem:
- A lot of js tools had blm cry me a river banners in the fad of the 2020. Remind me of the loser german soccer team that went woke and lost shamefully to the world by mixing(forcing) politics.
- People who did humanistics/arts/oceanography degrees then took a 6month ass bootcamp will unavoidable study js and now be the new era of highly qualified "engineers"

1. they: I'm an engineer and JavaScript is my favorite language.

person: you mean wokeScript? that is lame

they: yeah, ...you're right, I just took a #wokecamp in my defence all languages have javascripted by now,

person: you're right, last time I check the inclusive pyladies policy saying " (to men:) that you are not heard more or taking more space than others in discussions and question sections" sound about fair, ever hear of "men" conferences being only for men? of course, me neither, suck it up freeloaders
2. I'm a full stack developer, using wokeScript as my main t💩ol
3. Hey, check my woke portfolio at trinary.woke

by diversityInYourAss January 16, 2023

javanoiding it up

to be playing javanoid, in the process of playing javanoid

Dude I'm javanoiding it up ill call u later.

by Adam February 11, 2005