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Jarring

"Why were you jarring at my junk last night bro??"
by swagaholic29 November 19, 2011
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Jarred

the lowest form of a douche bag. gets girls pregnant and then leaves them alone with the baby with no support. he will make you cry every night for 10 months. breaks promises and lies all the time. he will be the biggest disappointment of your life, and the biggest waste of time.
"did you hear about what jarred did to brittany?" "yeah, i can't believe that douche!"
by brittanybitch January 4, 2010
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Jarret

A twiggy individual, who is notorious for being a plastic fan and having to use a strap-on to prove he is a guy.
He likes Real Madrid? Must be a jarret.
by jarretkolodychuk December 12, 2016
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Jarron

so basically Jarron is a skinny ass kid that plays baseball and bullies you. he has no dick and like to watch people, also he has no hair and he looks like a monkey
girl 1: omg look at jarron he is such a monkey
girl 2:ikr LOL loser
by saikiiiii December 6, 2021
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jarrell

Noun: The disgusting liquid that is located inside the ballsac. It smells like monkey shit mixed with dried up horse cum. The texture is similar to the vomit of someone who spent the whole day eating dried up cat shit.
Man that jarrell is nasty. He should go play in traffic because a shower won't be enough. I bet he sleeps with hunts. That jabroni smells like the inside of a baby's anus. I would rather have my eyes burnt out than look at that jarrell one more time.
by bigdoog October 23, 2008
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Jarred

A boy who acts gay but is straight. He will fondle your balls, and probably take hard anal from a random guy from a Thrift Shop and claims he is straight. He is also one to fool around with and loves his memes. He also loves his panty collection he has in his closet, and the favorite colored panty is green. Also, he is short and some times climbs on walls like a demented spider. He also likes to hiss at sun light and his family when provoked. Finally... he really loves Ass and loooooves small titties and believes in the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
There is no examples of these Jarreds because that's how weird they are.
by DaBoyo05 March 13, 2018
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jarrod

guy that tells secrets to people
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by Peanut Better Nepic Time November 6, 2013
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