Jared 

the bitch who stole wilbur's gf /hj

person 1: yeah, ive met jared
person 2: of course youve met jared

Jared by dreamshart March 5, 2022

Jared 

Jared has a little dick and is tall and he is very dumb and doesn't know what he is doing with his life

you can use it in a sentence when like you are eating you are jared

Jared by namalada March 7, 2022

Jared 

A drunken simp with a tiny dick who doesnt take no for an answer. he gets no bitches, but he has nice hair. the kinda dude who will send you some lil peep at 3 am cuz hes simping over the fact that you dont want him

ohoh Jared is fucked up and about to ruin everyone's night again

Jared by anonymous April 3, 2022

Jared 

The most Jared thing a Jared could ever do is be named Jared. They are constantly taking bathroom breaks each one longer then the last. They are experts in the arts of PC building and take pride in the fact that they know how to build a Lego or two (thanks to an engineering background). Expect them to talk about their Linus Tech Tips water bottle every now and then. That is just the Jared way.

Wow, is that guy who built is own PC out of nothing but dirt and grass? He's such a Jared!

Jared by wordsarentreal78 April 12, 2022

Jared 

Actually the cooloest, sexiest, amazingest, coolest, poggest, incrediblest, bestest, finest, greatest, topest, foremostest, leadingest, preeminentest, premierest, primest, firstest, chiefest, principalest, supremest, of the highest qualityest, superlativest, unrivaledest, second to nonest, without equalest, nonpareilest, unsurpassablest, peerlessest, matchlessest, unbeatablest, unexcelledest, optimumest, ultimatest, incomparablest, idealest, perfectest, highestest, record-breakingest, top of the rangest, top of the linest, par excellencest, starest, number-onest, one-in-a-millionest, a cut above the restest, top-drawerest

Woah bro you're totally Jared rn

Jared by ScaryBigRobot May 12, 2022

Jared 

Jared is black history

Jared was there when martain Luther king jr was giving his speech

Jared by Wigglemybutt628382738 May 13, 2022

Jared 

Jared's are short but are absolutely packing my guy

Look there is a Jared he is so cool.

Jared by didurmom42069 July 6, 2022