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italian penis

The most gigantic penis in the wole world. Italian men and their male descendents are said to have a very big penis. It's a gift of the race.
Ben: Hey man! Have you hidden a whisky bottle under your pants?
Giuliano: No, man. It's my Italian penis!!!!!
by Leo_rex June 27, 2007
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Italian

A member of a white (yes white to the folks who keep saying otherwise) European ethnic group indigenous to Italy in southern Europe. The Italian language and culture is largely derived from that of the ancient Romans (i.e. Latin-based Romance language, Catholic Christianity, etc.) and Italians also launched the Renaissance, a period of enlightenment and learning that brought Europe out of the Dark Ages.

People, "Latin" and "white" are not mutually exclusive terms. One may be culturally Latin but racially a white European. Italians, Spaniards, French, Portuguese, and Romanians are all European Latins. In America, "Latin" has become synonymous with Latin Americans (i.e. Mexicans).

Italians are indeed white, just not WASPs (white Protestants of northern European descent), it's really no more complicated than this. Take it from me (I'm Italian-American btw), it's also mainly the Sicilians and Calabrians who tend to have the stereotypical black-haired olive-skinned dark-eyed look that most Americans associate with Italians (these areas saw heavier Greek, Phoenician, and Arab settlement), but even in these places you can still find folks with lighter hair, light eyes, and pale skin. The most common hair color for Italians is some shade of brown, with all eye colors from blue, green, hazel, and brown well-represented (with hazel/brown a bit more common), and skin that typically ranges from pale to light olive.
Famous Italians/Italian-Americans:

Al Pacino, Ray Romano, Joe Pesci, Danny Aiello, Frank Sinatra, James Gandolfini, Michael Imperioli, Marisa Tomei, Geraldine Ferraro, Federico Castelluccio, Joe Pantoliano, Tony Danza, Lady Gaga, Maria Grazia Cucinotta, Nancy Pelosi, Roberto Benigni, Giorgio Armani, Joe DiMaggio, Roberto Baggio, Antonin Scalia.

Italians are Europeans, capisce paesani?
by Italo-americano October 19, 2009
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italian hot dog

when man takes a pornographic image of of his penis in a hot dog bun. It is tradition to add condiments ( toppings) to the picture.
Mary, did you get the picture of Johns Italian hot dog?
by evil olive January 14, 2010
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italian freight train

The act of having a whoman bend over and then running as fast as you can from about ten feet back and shoving your penis in her anus without slowing down. Don't miss you will be in a lot of pain.
Hey sarah let's try out the italian freight train, I hear when you do it its extremely loud.
by dumpercan September 13, 2010
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Italian Truck Stop

An act too disgusting and wrong to be described in a place with even as little decency as the internet.
Hey you, want an Italian Truck Stop?

I give the best Italian Truck Stops.
by Obese Tony December 12, 2010
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Italian Oven

noun; Used to dispose of a mafia-whacked corpse by combining the body, the mid-summer's heat, and the trunk of an abandoned car. As defined by Henry Hill on his website GoodFellaHenry.com
Petey (in Italian accent): What are we going to do with this rat's body?
Mario: Don't worry, the Italian Oven will do the job.
by Ares Overfond March 18, 2011
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Italian Train

This is when two Italian men run a train (aka: a threesome) on any girl from any country.(your preference)
Dalcero: Damn dude last night was intense!
Splinter: Yeh man totally ran an Italian train on that American girl.

Dalcero: Choo Choo!!
by Oz'da'Mon July 17, 2012
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