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Instagram Toaster

Not to be confused with the Instagram filter called "toaster." This is a phenomenon that has been emerging on social media since 2013. An Instagram toaster is a slightly above average man or woman whose attractiveness is over-exaggerated by professionally taken Insta photos. Instagram toasters often have a large number of followers/likes on their photos, resulting in their egos to rise up and causing them to become wannabe Kim Kardashians. The women often draw on eyebrows that have been getting thicker since 2016 and have a face caked up with "natural" looking make up but actually end up looking like a pop tart that just came out of a toaster. Male Insta toasters tend to be straight men that aim to present as sensitive twinks. Something both male and female Insta toasters have in common is that they often love to caption their Insta photos with something seemingly inspirational, especially when their real aim is to actually flex, because they want to flex without making it seem like they are flexing. They also tend to take 100s of pictures in different exotic locations during a single day and post them periodically to make their lives seem more exciting than they actually are. Most Instagram toasters are in their late teens/early-mid 20s. However, there are Instagram toasters as young as 13 and as old as 35. They think they are semi-famous because of their attention on social media, although they don't realize how generic and common being an Instagram toaster is in 2019.
*Two teenage girls fooling around in 2026*

Muffy: *draws on thick eyebrows, contours nose, and puts on mascara and eye liner*
Caroline: Muffy, what the fuck? You look like you're an Instagram toaster from 2017. You've gotta be kidding me.
by MagicCarpLand September 6, 2019
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instagram president

A president who goes politically inactive and turns to posting cool photos on his Instagram after their term, hoping to keep a very simple and positive perception.
After years of not helping the democratic party and standing on the sidelines, instagram president Obama has come back to endorse Joe Biden and stop Bernie Sanders from winning the nomination.
by ProbablyAHacher June 24, 2020
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Instagram model

A person who is really untalented moneymaker who profits off insecurity of young girls
Sally: I really wanna be like Instagram model!
Bob: don't shes toxic
by annbananyyy October 30, 2021
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Instagram

A popular social media in which brain damaged millennials either live fake lives, or steal Reddit memes at least a month after being born. (There is a possibility of something different and good happening PewDiePie wedding, world record egg, etc).
SSSniperwolf is an INSTAGRAM influencer who photoshops every post she makes
by Sodium Chloride Bean Dip December 1, 2019
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instagram

son:can I use instagram
dad:u will kill ur self don'tuse it
by mark reptileberg January 23, 2022
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ham on instagram

1.the act of tugging the chain to instagram models

2. going buck wild in any context
by The Peepee Poopoo Man Himself February 9, 2024
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