Beer Banking

The act of checking your bank account only when fortified by dutch courage (booze.

"Mate, I've just been beer banking and we're good to go!"

"Dude, I'm going round the corner to beer bank"

by Dave2010 January 20, 2009

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nose bank

A nose bank is the money that you plan to use to buy cocaine.

Listen, I'm gonna make a withdrawal from my nose bank to get me through the weekend, cuz I'm outta coke.

by idrathernotpod September 20, 2017

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Mayo Bank

Empty mayonnaise jar used to store money, usually then buried underground in back yard or some specific location.

A:"Bank of America totally screwed me over, who do you use?"
B:"I only trust Mayo Bank"

by Illuminatiistotallyreal August 1, 2012

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A method of financial management that involves rounding any transaction up to the next dollar amount. Bank math prevents any overdrafting of bank accounts because the amount remaining in the account is always more than you believe it to be.

Let's see, the burger is $4.79, and the fries are $2.19. So quick Bank Math, that's like $8, and I have $15 in my account, so I should have $7 left for tonight.

by BaxterDog December 29, 2017

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Shallisiosa Banks

Sherries right hand woman. She was sacagamima, sacagamanis, joehanus, chlorinis, Jamal, buttholia, buttcheekia, and buttanala’s rich aunt and skinny legend. She is often seen in the hills of jamaa township with the unnamed father. Seeing shallisiosa brings good fourtune unto the pure hearted but pure havoc and chaos to the anti sherrie sharters (sherrie followers) The public often refers to shallisiosa as shallisa for short, and many people have been named shallisa.

I saw shallisiosa banks in the hills and then I fell into a coma because I’m not a sherrie sharter

by OEBLIVION May 7, 2021

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