Urban Dictionary

A collection of completely pointless crap written by a bunch of drunken self-important college students who claim it's a dictionary written by YOU but in fact is only written by them and their douchebag friends. They have ridiculous, contradictory editor guidlines such as "publish racist comments but not racism." The Urban Dictionary largely exists so these little tinhorn megalomaniacs can feel the rush of power from rejecting people's suggestions.

I feel like being an asshole. Oh, I know, I'll publish some vile, hateful "definition" in the Urban Dictionary

by drifter88 August 14, 2009

Urban Dictionary

A great site to look up Internet slang. However, the editors are idiots that hardly ever publish anything anyone sends them.
And yes, I know this will not get published.

Girl: I sent a definition to Urban Dictionary.
Guy: Cool, but the stupid editors will never publish it.

by EmeraldCat September 4, 2013

Urban Dictionary

The place to go to learn how to mizz spell just about everything.

yuo cin larn to spill reall gud at urbin dickshunary!

Doood, kewl! Ima go to urban dictionary nao!

by Urban dickshunist October 17, 2008

Urban Dictionary

A dictionary where you post funny and cringe stuff

Urban Dictionary is a crowdsourced online English language dictionary for slang slang words and phrases, operating under the motto "Define Your World.” —from Wikipedia

by beluga the suzzi cat November 13, 2022

urban dictionary

a cool place where you can write the stpuidest stuff and it still gets published.

f1: let's look on urban dictionary
f2: yesssss
f3: but randoms write the definitions on there

f2: and??

by tiktokerbish November 4, 2019

urkick dictionary

instead of urBAN dictionary its's urKICK, because who likes getting banned right? Also Urkick dictionary is in my opinion the opposite of Urban Dictionary, where no one makes sex jokes about simple words.

Normal People: I went to Urkick dictionary, like I always do.
Retards: I went to Urban dictionary, and made a sex joke about a cookie, like i always do.

by how am i supposed to know November 1, 2018

Urban Dictionary

4Chan but better. Also how is this not blocked in schools

Oh great coolmathgames is blocked but Urban Dictionary is not

by Killme127 October 17, 2019