Turtle Wax

To take such an extremely long time to "wax" (have sex with) a girl that the progress is compared to the slow speed of a turtle.

Luke: "Man I really like Elaina!"
Flow: "Did you wax it yet?"
Luke: "Not yet..."
Flow: "Haha... Another turtle wax!"

by Flow of XplctFlow February 01, 2011

Wax butterfly

An A.S.N. term for a vagina, specifically a shaved vagina.

Did you see that chick's wax butterfly? There wasn't even a single hair on that thing!

by --Octo-- May 29, 2008

Wax off

Wax off - what to do when the state of clout is not pairing with the ammount of sacfricial interest in A dusty Thot that you truly don’t think of the next day and or hour.

This hoe used to be on my jock, you never phased me. But Now you wanna curve me but ya IG followers built like the economy. I wouldn’t put you down with none of the GANG! You getting waxxed off shorty. Do the math I gotta wax off

by PLUG UP July 08, 2018

waxing the desk

To wax the desk is to butt fuck someone doggy style and then when your done smear your rod all over the top of their ass.

Bill: Hey man did u score last night with that chick from the bar???

Jim: Hell ya, i even waxed her desk!!!

Bill: Damn i love waxing the desk...

by master desk waxer April 18, 2009

wax the weasel

To either getting a blow job, or laid, which leaves your junk with a nice shiny film.

Man, I'm going over to that ho's place to have her "wax the weasel"!!

by Incorrigible October 15, 2013

Hot Wax

New Hot Music

Hey bro! is that Hot wax you got on your I pod?

by Swagga Like Boo December 18, 2008

back wax

When you have anal sex with a partner (doggy style), then you remove your penis before you cum, spit on the partners back so they think you have unloaded your giant load of mainly goodness on their back. Then your partner will then look back and you cum right in their face.

Yeah dude i gave her a nice back wax.

Yeah she thought i let it go, untill she realized i back waxed.

Yeah I back waxed and she got pissed, because she recieved the ultimate facial.

Yeah, my gay male partners usually ask me to back wax because they like the surprise.

by Michael Elias October 15, 2006