claw hydrating

Stealing alcohol to get drunk

Will be hanged for Claw Hydrating

by PhillupMcCrouch January 17, 2023

Prime Hydration

Delicious Yummy Hydration Bussin Drink

Drink The Enslaved Moisture Prime Hydration

by Enb847 March 8, 2023

Stay Hydrated

Me.

Stay Hydrated is the coolest person ever.

by InterestedGuy May 27, 2024

Difficult Hydra

A stupid person who cannot breed. Bound to a wheelchair, this person will be forever trapped with pizza sauce on their chin; talking to underage children online.

DifficultHydra: just commissioned my 800th furry piece, i’m in debt by $900

Someone: ok nerd, but you work at target so it’s fine! You’re a Difficult Hydra!

by nediahlover42 January 2, 2025

Cum Hydrant

A man sporting an upright/engorged “pipe”; typically, one who produces an abundance of semen.

“Special delivery from OG Mudbone (i.e. the OG ‘cum hydrant’), bitch!!”

by 26LT March 26, 2026

California Hydra

A term used to describe the sexual act with a man with 2 strapons to the left and right of his penis and 3 busty asian women.

The first woman shoves the left penis into her mouth,
The 2nd woman rides the other penis with her ass,
The 3rd woman rides the right penis with her vagina

Each penile object must be at least 6-7' (get it because its from rap therefore funny) inches in size

"Oh yeah, i received the BEST california hydra last night."

by UmbrageGames August 16, 2025

Ukrainian Hydra

It's where a man goes to the city of Chernobyl and grows an extra dick, meaning you now have 3 heads. One on your neck, and now 2 where the sun don't shine.

Guy 1: Dude, look at me! I'm a Ukrainian Hydra!
Guy 2: Wow, I've never seen someone with 2 dicks before. I wonder if I can fit both of them in my mouth.
Guy 1: Well then go for it, son! I bet you can't handle this.

by aiwefal April 30, 2025