Play whit human 

Used on the Skyrim boards to denote stupidity. The term came from an incident where someone was said to have downloaded a torrent of the game, and was "Playing whit human".

Lol, have you been able to play whit human yet?

Play whit human by futrchamp July 25, 2011

Human Paraquat 

Literally, a human buzzkill, as Paraquat is used to kill Marijuana thus literally killing potential buzz.

The Dude: You thought that Bunny had been kidnapped and you were fucking glad man. You could use it as an excuse to make some money disappear. All you needed was a sap to in it on, and you'd just met me. You...you...human paraquat!

Human Paraquat by Buck Turgidson May 22, 2007

Human V-Chip

A person who is against things like cursing, sexual orientated moments, and other "unappropriate" topics. These people are annoying to be around, and to be honest, typically female. They prefer to use euphomisms in place of swear words, like "What the funk", "ohh sheet",etc.

Bro 1: So man, what's the deal with that chick over there? Bro 2: Sally? You don't want her, She's a Human V-Chip. She'll just annoy the hell out of you

Human V-Chip by Xero _ Manifest April 12, 2011

human

A species of idiots that, unfortunately, WE ALL belong to.

"Humans are complete and utter buffoons."

human by Nanakase September 29, 2003

human giant 

hilarious new show on MTV. Aziz Ansari, Rob Huebel, Paul Scheer, and Jason Woliner are the guys who are on the show. MTV describes the show as: "A collection of recklessly hilarious, fast-paced, hard-hitting short films, Human Giant brings viewers innovative comedy with a distinctive style and direction."

I love Human Giant, I think I'll go watch it now.

human giant by Anand M May 15, 2007

Reject humanity and return to monke

If you say this it means you want to return to monke

I hate being a human, REJECT HUMANITY AND RETURN TO MONKE *turns into monke*

Reject humanity and return to monke by Monkze November 6, 2021

Flipped my humanity switch 

To turn off all emotions and feelings to protect yourself from getting hurt.

Vampire Diaries reference.

I was so hurt by you, but now i've flipped my humanity switch and don't feel a thing anymore!

Flipped my humanity switch by VampireDiariesLover October 27, 2015