Houdini titties

When a girls tits are so big that when you titty fuck her your dick disappears.
That girl has got Houdini titties.
by The real Cookie Monster. October 06, 2013
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east coast houdini

put a mask on your girls head, Hit it from behind, run turn off the light and have your friend that's been hiding finish it off
by Murkany April 01, 2017
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Houdini Hancock

Refers to where you sign your name to a document with disappearing ink, either because you don't want to actually be held to whatever contract/agreement that you've scribbled your signature on, or you fear that the person who's asking you to sign said document is merely trying to take advantage of you or trap you into something unreasonable/illegal, and so you're just trying to protect yourself from getting dragged into something you shouldn't be involved with.
I always insist that a contract-singer use a pen that I supply him with, so that I don't hafta worry about any Houdini Hancocks.
by QuacksO September 20, 2018
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Hairy Houdini

To go bald, to lose one's hair. Usually as a result of steroid abuse, but can also be caused naturally.
"What the frog man!? My hair just pulled a Hairy Houdini!"
by PokemonScammer645 May 01, 2023
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Houdini Stick

Angelina: My 3rd leg Craig is huge
Aiden: What's huge? Your Houdini Stick?
by cjho January 31, 2024
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Houdini weenie

Someone who cant keep theyre silly willy in there pantsy wantsy, and it always finds a way out like Houdini.
Jerome is such a Houdini weenie, 3 girls in one night. He really can't stop it from escaping.
by MOMO THE WIZARD April 29, 2022
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Houdini hump

When you catch someone of the opposite sex trying to sneak off without saying goodbye on a night out, so you vigorously dry hump them as a form of pleasure punishment.
I can't believe you were gonna leave without saying goodbye. I'm gonna Houdini hump the shit out of you.
by sneakysausage February 06, 2015
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