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Hostess caker

A male who spends money on women in the strip club. A male who is married and spends money on other females looking for something in return.
"If Pimp C were here he'd call me a hostess caker, cuz you dancing up them dreams just shaking your money maker"
~ Paul Wall

Tiger Woods was being a hostess caker when he was spending money on other woman and cheating on his wife.
by Jay Bugsy October 17, 2010
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Hostess Clusterfuck

A sandwich consisting of 2hostess twinkies, 1hotess dingdong, and 2 Hostess Snowballs.

Put one snowball facedown then place your two twinkies on to then put your ding dong on top of your two placed twinkies. Top it all off with a snowball face down.

WARNINGS:
Heart Failing
Burning sensation in the throught.
Sweeting
Heat Stroke
Diabeaties
by Hotess Master November 13, 2011
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hotel frank

adjective;

A person or situation that is in some way inferior or pathetic or not good;
Detrimental.
Example 1:
<guy 1> Hey bro, whats up?
<guy 2> Man, i just had a hot date with a totally bitchen girl, and I screwed it up
<guy 1> That blows big time, dude. What happened?
<guy 2> It was all going so well, we went up to her room and she was so hot for me I decided to put the dogs in the bathub but then BAM!  the next thing i know ive tripled myself!
<guy 1> ahhh shit dude, that is totally hotel frank!
<guy 2> fuck you man i dont need that from you, shiiiiiit 

Example 2:
<guy 1> Hey dude, did u see the way those protesters chased that girl for staying at Hotel Frank?
<guy 2> yeah mate, the way they treated her was totally hotel frank.
by SirEatonSkones September 25, 2011
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Hostile Ghost

A fart cloud that lingers with hostile intentions and an unsuspecting person who stumbles into the middle of it.
When someone farts in public areas assuming they are alone, and out of nowhere another person appears and walks into your toxic cloud. Just stand back and warn them of a Hostile Ghost in the area!
by Gas Activist May 28, 2012
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Hotelspital

When you're so completely hung over and wrecked that your hotel room/bed become your hospital room/bed while you recover. Usually calling front desk to continue the reservation an extra day and hiding under the covers.
"i'm not leaving this hotelspital until i stop throwing up"
by tomthumb2 April 4, 2013
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Hostlewinkle

To hostlewinkle means to give a female a front wedgie with such force that she is split in two.

The person performing this act is known as 'The Hostlewinkler' and the person receiving such act is know as 'The Hostlewinklee'. To be a true Hostlewinkler, one must scream "HOSTLEWINKLE!" at full force.
Guy 1: "Oh my god, did you see how bad she got hostlewinkled earlier?"

Guy 2: "Totally. There's two of her now"
by TheHostlewinkler June 18, 2018
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Hostilia

Hostilia means there is a lot of negativity in the air. If someone is showing signs of hostilia they might be homosexual and very unsuberb (take them to the hospital very quick)
Wow nigga you’re showing some real signs of hostilia. Get the fuck away from me dog
by Young Skirt Dealer April 19, 2020
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