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Horse Shoeing 

Similar to playing regular horse shoes except the bar is a mans erect penis.
Man 1 "Ah my dick hurts man" Man 2 "Why? what happened?" Man 1 "Me and Jessica were horse shoeing last night and let's just say she's good at it"
Horse Shoeing by Dildo McPoopenstein November 29, 2011
Related Words

Horse Porn 

Thomas is looking at horse porn
Horse Porn by Thomas March 16, 2005

horse's hoof 

The barman's a horse's hoof!
horse's hoof by David Taylor February 11, 2004

horse's patootie 

OLD SKOOL for ass, dumbass, moron, butt, horse's butt -- smell and all
Take the lens covers off the binoculars--you might see better.
Well, ain't I the horse's patootie!

Don't ASSuME. It makes a horse's patootie out of U and ME.

Horse Tits

A name commonly yelled out in anger or distress.
Shes Pregnant?!?! AHHH HORSE TITS!!!!
Horse Tits by Gage Butch September 2, 2010

Horse-widower 

Horse owners, usually women, who give their horses the best of everything inevitably neglect their spouses and, like wives stuck at home while their husbands worship the golf course, the equestrian set has its own phenomenon, “the horse-widower”, who is left twiddling his thumbs while his wife grooms, mucks out and rides her horses morning, noon and night.
'His wife is always at the stables doing something with her horse, he's pretty much a horse-widower.
Horse-widower by defear September 20, 2010