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Purple Hippo Gang

The toughest of the bunch. Only real ganstas are part of the Purple Hippo Gang (AKA PHG). If you see someone throw up the PHG gang sign, you better walk the other way. If you cross the Purple Hippo Gang, invest in a headstone because you will need one soon.
Oh shit yo he's part of the Purple Hippo Gang don't fuck with him!
by PurpleHippoGang January 23, 2019
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dutch hippo

when a woman is taking a large and smelly fecal load into the toilet and pushes to hard and a potato sized log a shit comes ploping out into the water and disappears like a hippo in a lake
hey Sally I can hear your friend Becky, taking a Dutch hippo in the bathroom. please tell her to clean up the foul smell immediately.
by Becky Conchers April 2, 2023
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Hungry Hungry Hippo

When you're tapping your girls ass so hard her face is buried in the carpet, then you smack her ass so hard she jerks forward like a Hungry Hungry Hippo eating Kix Cereal you placed in front of her.
Bobby smacked that ass so hard Diamond jerked forward like a Hungry Hungry Hippo and sucked all Kix like she was a Dyson.
by Hasbro Bobby June 18, 2016
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Timothy The Mud Hippo

A little hippo from Guyana that was born from a male who mated with a female hippopotamus. Timothy is a scrumptious, muddy hippo with his nibbly nose, luscious lips and caramelized butt cheeks. He loves food especially fried chicken from KFC. He is smooth with the ladies and is a sweetmon.
Timothy the mud hippo loves his daddy tyrone.

Timothy the mud hippo watches the Simpsons all day long.

Timothy ate all of the fried rice and chowmein.
by TheSackAttack May 30, 2020
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Dolph the Fascist Hippo

Jhon: im gonna kms
Mr. Howard: Why?
Jhon: Dolph the Fascist Hippo-
by PusEeater420 December 9, 2022
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Surfing a tsunami on the back of a hippo

Something completely unbelievable. A comparative phrase when hearing a statement or observing something which is impossible or severely exaggerated.
“I believe that as much as I believe I can surf a tsunami on the back of a hippo!”

“That’s unbelievable! It’s like surfing a tsunami on the back of a hippo!”
by Sleepy Unicorn January 23, 2019
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melting hippo

A person who is so sweaty and laughing so hard they drool on themselves like a hippo
Everyone has a friend who's is a melting hippo...that person laughs at something at the same thing everyone else is laughing at but drools on themselves from the laughter...this happens alot when you or your friends are high and/or drunk as fuck.
by Carlos parallax September 21, 2013
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