homie hopper 

A homie hopper is someone who hangs with different people for the moment because there is something he/she wants or because it is exciting until they get bored and then jump ship to someone else.
Homie hoppers will steal your friends and control them as their own.

My ex is such a homie hopper. She talks to all of my friends and then ditches them after she gets what she wants.

homie hopper by Nic Mynona December 22, 2008

choad hopper 

One who incessently moves from one inconsiderate, degenerate, assholish act to the other

Bill Clinton; Howard Stern; that college dorm mate who plays "gangsta rap" at 2:30 in the morning before your biggest final and leaves his boxers with the ralley car burnout mark in the ass, in the living room couch cushions where you are trying to have quality time with your beloved.

choad hopper by DPAN June 22, 2004

dingle hopper 

a dingle hopper is a way to say EXTREMELY SMALL PENIS!

i heard that ted has a dingle hopper.

dingle hopper by dannyisjesus November 18, 2005

Shoulder hopper 

(surfer slang) A person who frequently engages in the activity of shoulder hopping.

Man, look! Another shoulder hopper down the beach! Damn, this beach sucks sometimes.

Shoulder hopper by FireSBurnsmuP December 17, 2008

Homie House Hopper

Kind of a house hopper and a homie hopper combined.

A girl that either doesn't have a house or likes to live there and is a slut.

She basically goes for guys with houses or places to stay the night at and sleeps with them to have a place to stay at till they get fed up, then finds another guys house, that hangs out with the same group of people, to stay at.

Most commonly goes out partying and will be the one trying to get with the owner of the house.

Always broke and most commonly carries around some sort of bag of clothes with her.

**Warning: Kind heart-ed guys should stay away from this kind of girl because even if you don't get sick of her, she will always find someone else that will most likely be your boy.

"Man that girl is such a homie house hopper, wasn't she just talking to Kevin staying at his house? Now shes staying with Mark!"

Homie House Hopper by BeautifulBee October 18, 2011

Halo Hopper 

A person in an online multiplayer first person shooter game that uses a skill developed playing Halo to jump around an enemy while shooting, usually winning the battle via a spray and pray tactic

Guy1: o sh*t o sh*t...... Bam! owned!
Guy2: your a queer halo hopper!
Guy1: .... Again.... OWNED!

Halo Hopper by betarider June 4, 2009

puto hopper 

If your a guy and go to a bar and are approached by a female. She then tries to set you up with her best gay boyfriend only to find out your straight. Your offended and walk away as far as possible only to have that puto hopper follow you around like a grass hopper because he can't take his eye off you.

Mitch "Dude why the fuck are we hopping around this bar so fast? We just got here"

Nathanial "Bro some chick tried to set me up with her guy friend and that puto hopper won't stop following me!"

Chance "Dude let's get the fuck out of this place quick!"

puto hopper by mierda mouse October 3, 2011