Wank Holiday
The term used when you have to work on a Bank Holiday when you really don't want to. I.e. A Working Bank Holiday
Wank Holiday by Gazmonde May 3, 2010
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Jesus holiday
The practice of a worker taking two days off from work ill before miraculously returning on the third day ie on the third day he rose again
Jarod was off ill on Monday and Tuesday, returning Wednesday before needing a sick note from the doctor. Must of been a Jesus holiday
Jesus holiday by 10cc July 1, 2016
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personal holiday
A personal holiday is the celebration of a significant event in your life. Your birthday is the most common personal holiday, and is often celebrated with friends and family, using standard ceremonies which in North America include a birthday cake with candles and the receiving of gifts.
A common shared personal holiday is the anniversary of a wedding. Less commonly celebrated shared personal holidays are "our first sex day" and even "day we met day".
There are personal holidays which commemorate more solemn occasions, such as that shared by siblings on the anniversary of a parent's death.
The largest (and largely unacknowledged) group of personal holidays are more private ones. These include "day I quit smoking/drinking day" and celebrations of life-changing events such as "first orgasm day" and "spiritual awakening day" (which may, for some, coincide).
Widely shared, but even less acknowledged, are anniversaries of negative personal events, like "shot my mouth off day" or "caught cheating day". Whether they are admitted to or not, these negative personal holidays require their own forms of ritual remembrances, such as throwing a good drunk.
A common shared personal holiday is the anniversary of a wedding. Less commonly celebrated shared personal holidays are "our first sex day" and even "day we met day".
There are personal holidays which commemorate more solemn occasions, such as that shared by siblings on the anniversary of a parent's death.
The largest (and largely unacknowledged) group of personal holidays are more private ones. These include "day I quit smoking/drinking day" and celebrations of life-changing events such as "first orgasm day" and "spiritual awakening day" (which may, for some, coincide).
Widely shared, but even less acknowledged, are anniversaries of negative personal events, like "shot my mouth off day" or "caught cheating day". Whether they are admitted to or not, these negative personal holidays require their own forms of ritual remembrances, such as throwing a good drunk.
Ping: Why weren't you at work yesterday?
Pang: Oh, I took a personal holiday. It was "First Time I Saw the Grand Canyon Day"
Pang: Oh, I took a personal holiday. It was "First Time I Saw the Grand Canyon Day"
personal holiday by Pooleside June 27, 2016
wyatt holiday
Also informally known as Wyatt Holocaust.
Very odd St Thomas Aquinas student possibly future Chaminade Madonna College Preparatory student that is loved by many and envied by even more.
Likes to consider himself the livest of all, although isn't as live as David Beckham.
Enjoys Baseball and Fishing (which is a normal combination o hobbies within Floridians)
Also enjoys Hitler jokes and because of that is now a proud participant in Nom Nom, Bitch.
Very odd St Thomas Aquinas student possibly future Chaminade Madonna College Preparatory student that is loved by many and envied by even more.
Likes to consider himself the livest of all, although isn't as live as David Beckham.
Enjoys Baseball and Fishing (which is a normal combination o hobbies within Floridians)
Also enjoys Hitler jokes and because of that is now a proud participant in Nom Nom, Bitch.
"Oh, look at that Wyatt over there!"
"Wyatt Holiday, Number 27 in the field, number 1 in my heart!"
"Such a Wyatt"
"Wyatt Holiday, Number 27 in the field, number 1 in my heart!"
"Such a Wyatt"
wyatt holiday by whatsup, my name is paulo March 17, 2017
High Holiday Jew
Pl. -s, A Jewish person, who almost never goes to shul (synagogue), except on the two biggest holidays of the year, Rosh Hashanah (the Jewish New Year) and Yom Kippur (the Day of Atonement).
Many synagogues have to rent out large auditoriums during Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur, to accomodate all the High Holiday Jews who come out of the woodwork.
High Holiday Jew by Sir Neville W.F.G. Mariner April 30, 2006
Parental Holiday
Valid only if you are a parent. This refers to the extra days off an employee gets due to sick child, parent/teacher conferences, school plays, etc.
Paul: Have you seen Janice today?
Brett: She didn't come in. She's on a "Parental Holiday." Her daughter has a recital at school.
Paul: Dude, I wish I had kids!
Brett: She didn't come in. She's on a "Parental Holiday." Her daughter has a recital at school.
Paul: Dude, I wish I had kids!
Parental Holiday by BMush56 February 11, 2010